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Why does this sound like something they'd say at ye olde taco bell?

somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping

#me all FUCKING WEEK

cloudyfacewithjam

"You play the piano, Paddy?" "No. Eoin was trying to teach me. I want to carry on."

#the mature content label 😭#this is the most intimate we ever see them i suppose #sas rogue heroes #paddy mayne #eoin mcgonigal #jack o'connell

markovchaingang

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

#a generalization #but a funny one #my idea of classy is a belgian professor coming into the ice cream shop where i worked every day at sunset one summer #ordering one child size scoop of dark chocolate #and then sitting in the shitty little metal table outside until the sun went down

scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

#laugh rule

aureutr

Unfriendly reminder that if you're displeased with a piece of fanfiction your courses of action are:

Read something else

Bitch PRIVATELY to friends

Write your own take on the premise (strongly recommend!)

All of the above

Under no circumstances should you try to "politely" critique the author who put the story up as a hobby. For free. Especially if the story in question is multiple years old. Ao3 is not Goodreads