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[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[sacred-portal]

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

[sapphicphoenix]

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

[outrunmyself]

i feel this on a spiritual level.

[generalwow]

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

[cloudfreed]

or Pink Ladies

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

[damnitrj]

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

[bitter-bender]

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

[lady-writes]

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

[10102020303040405050-deactivate]

fuji apples tho

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

[hashtagloveloses]

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

[live-and-let-bi]

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

[cryptiddies]

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

[notcaycepollard]

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

[sixth-light]

Royal Gala or go home

[asten]

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

[sabertoothwalrus]

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

[peachdoxie]

Things are getting heated in the apples fandom

[itsaaudraw]

Apple discourse

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

it’s comforting to know we have a backup buscemi in case we lose the other one

[maryjblige]

[iwishihadafather]

walk a mile in these louboutins

[praial]

[memewhore]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

you 👏 can 👏 kayak 👏 and 👏 still 👏 be 👏 scene 👏

[protocol00]

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

[gnslnger-deactivated20160804]

[swank-bc]

[kelleysroom-deactivated20180401]

[sandsvendor100]

Im The Chobbiest Boy In The World.

[sandsvendor100]

Im The Plumpest Thumpest Boy Around

[sandsvendor100]

I Am The Huge Boy And Death Will Come Swift To Those Who Dissent Upon This Fact

[leviathan-supersystem]

COMMUNISMKILLS CAME INTO THE GROCERY STOR I WORK AT LMAO

was it like encountering a cryptid

[communismkills]

This never happened. I don’t even live in your state.

[hatever]

… Its an anonymous message…

[communismkills]

I order my food online.

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Mood