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no god, no religion. just bad, bad decisions.
Bad Omens - Bad Decisions
Terrifier 2 is a masterpiece.
Howl's moving castle (2004)
I love the Internet. đ
Shaquille OâNeal â 2000 Slam Dunk Contest
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. đ”âš
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right nowâŠ.
Please give me my refund of 400$ soonâŠ
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big olâ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees theyâd originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperityâŠ
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i canât afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
âŠ.. Pentacles.
Please
OK, ten of pentacles. Itâd be nice if I actually got the stimulus money everybody else got, but, OK. Iâll take whatever
okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp
That comment made me feel so fuckin old
Young ass bitch
Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?
Me:Â
Rb this and tag what year you were born in + what was the first anime you watched
When I see some of you put 2006-7 it kills me on the spot
#1991 #sailor moon
outfit idea:
female armor in videogames
The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls
Girl is swept into higher society
Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller
Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff
Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)
And has awkward dinner
Quirky best friend
Mean Girls
Douche bag guy
Love
Also, Garry Marshall directed both films
Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING: âhey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. Weâre just playing with a fun toy together, okay?â
Yâall laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit âItâs ok that you didnât like the movieâ about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast
Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull
the dashcon ballpit should be an scp that materializes at unfortunate events
The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975 (2011), Göran Hugo Olsson
You heard it right folks, the FBI considered free breakfasts for poor children to be the most dangerous internal threat to the country. Literally the kind of thing Jesus would do was the most dangerous threat to the country.
why is âolde vampires in high schoolâ the big thing and not âolde vampires in collegeâ
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasnât slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as youâre polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? thatâs just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look itâs not really that weird, thereâs sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobodyâs gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume itâs juice and be Jealous
âOh god Iâm a monsterâ 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say âsameâ simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
Everything is a joke so if u say âI subsist on the lifeblood of mankindâ someone will go âlol what a moodâ
It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and theyâll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
#there literally was a guy who bit someoneâs neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like âCAMPUS CRYPTIDâ
also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isnât that weird
ânever seen in the light of the sun//sleeps all day & is awake at nightâ âcanât eat garlicâ âdresses weirdâ âcanât enter your home uninvitedâ âwonât go into churchesâ âdrinks weird red liquidâ
this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.
You guys are missing the biggest joke, everyone will actively call them âthe vampireâ but think nothing of it