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this is fucking genius
When is the full length movie release?
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CAT by By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)
And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.
this is fucking genius
When is the full length movie release?
do we really need a montage glorifying the american military? no.
sound on you won’t regret it
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pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u
I thought this was Kevin McDonald at first.
The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank.
@voidbat This is important
some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.
“THAT IS UNNECESSARY!!!” HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I LOVE THAT LIL KITTY
I think all cats view each other as equals & this supports my theory
Have a good day at work little buddy
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.
His name is Black and was adopted by the workers of a construction site in Antofagasta, Chile. He was found by some workers near the area, when he was just a kitten, and they decided to take care care of him. The workers loved him and one of the cleaning ladies of the site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits- for him. He was officialy named foreman and had its own access credential to the construction site. I belive the constrution work finished on 2017 and he was adopted by one of the employees.
Look at him!
He is such a good site foreman!
He’s working so hard and doing such a good job! <3
I looked up ‘CATPATAZ DE INGRESO’ (on the cat’s ID card) and Google Translate corrected my spelling.
‘Capataz’ = ‘foreman’.
‘Catpataz’ = a terrible, terrible pun.
Super-realistic!
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Films Directed by Women: Ravenous (1999; Antonia Bird).
“The monstrous girl has always had to play within a set of rules — an ultimate irony, considering that their ultimate crime is trying to break free.”
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i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself
Mbti Types as Millennials You’ll Meet
Disclaimer: this post is purely for amusement & LOLs ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ISTJ: TRADITIONALIST - has a fetish for Mon-Fri 9 to 5 jobs + benefits - traditional AF - this species is v endangered, please donate - has had the same goals and dreams since they were a fetus - productive member of society™
ESTJ: YUPPIE - working 27/9 on multiple projects, multiple jobs & multiple underlings to command - getting more stuff done than you’ll ever do in your lifetime - somehow has a neater desk than you but knows how to party it up when they’re finally off hours - fav type of party is a networking party - actually has time and money to Netflix
INTJ: COLLECTORS - is on all the social medias but almost never posts - knows all the tings but never really says it - v secretive - will low-key become a billionaire overnight for starting a very important company that no one has heard of
ENTJ: YOUR BOSS - is the only person who actually knows what they’re doing - started taking on leadership roles since birth (re: shoved the doctor out of the way to cut their own umbilical cord) - shows love via loud criticism – is only trying to help you help yourself - so DONEEE with incompetence
ISFJ: MILLENNIAL MOM - shares so many Facebook posts that fb definitely knows who they voted for/where they shop at/intimate details even they don’t know - actually writes Amazon reviews (thank you) - replies to all messages from fam within 30 seconds - attends annual mom convention just to maintain their status (Level 10 Mom Friend™)
ESFJ: FOODIES - has multiple social platforms to display their culinary skills (STATUS: black belt) - charming AF but WILL throw shade if provoked - hair is goals - listed on Huffington Post as top 21 Pinterest users to follow
INTP: THE FUTURE™ - obsessed with the possibilities of the future - topics all INTPs are pre-programmed to get excited about: AI, start-ups, technology, STEM jokes - may combust when stupid arguments are portrayed as facts - procrastination level: over 9000
ENTP: BROGRAMMERS - speaks a foreign language invented by them - beer parties & philosophical debates are always lit - pretty WOKE actually - Nerd™
INFJ: MODERN HIPSTER - had first quarter life crisis at 15 - your official therapist - writes self-love/compassion/know-yourself/nostalgia posts for a website - stares through a window from time to time looking contemplative
ENFJ: GRASSROOTS CHAMPION - actually has their life together despite repeat quarter life crises - persuasive AF - “I do what I want, I don’t need your validation … but also I consider how it affects everyone around me and how I’ll be perceived” - won Volunteer of the Year award every year for the last 5 years; got promoted to presenting the Volunteer of the Year award instead
ENFP: EXUBERANTS - lives off of the Likes of friends and random Internet strangers - needs social validation through an IV drip - will most likely die of FOMO - life motto: pics or it didn’t happen - golden retriever but looks like a person (cute either way)
INFP: UNDEREMPLOYED - Feelings™ - overqualified for all the jobs but doesn’t know what jobs they actually care enough to apply for - posts are always either WOKE AF or self-deprecating - hopes and dreams are on life support
ESTP: WANDERLUST™ - bucket-list longer than Santa’s list - only has semi-naked pics on Tinder - knows the most important words in every language (i.e. “what’s your phone number”) - no honey, don’t call them; yes, they’re definitely seeing other people
ISTP: SHUT OUTs - self-employed - will low-key land a steady 6 figure job for being in the right place at the right time - moonlights as a hand model - credit card ebills show 20% of income spent on Redbull/coffee
ESFP: YOUTUBE VLOGGER - EXTRA AF™ - somehow amassed a HUGE following from weekly 10 minute videos about their day - will fake their death if no one is paying attention to them - actually really savage - sparkly
ISFP: PROFESSIONAL SELFIES TAKER - living embodiment of the word “aesthetic” - hair/style/make-up/art is goals - snapchat game is on point - etsy is only their side hussle - flower crowns filters
One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
catch me in the city of fre shavaca do
the more I read about Toni Basil and David Byrne’s dating history and how she choreographed “Once In a Lifetime,” the more I conclude that “Mickey” is the sequel to the Talking Heads single