What Fresh Hell is This?

22 year old former anthropology major from Chicago with a serious addiction to a strange and bizarre variety of television shows, movies, and pictures. Basically I post whatever interests me.

[niuniente]

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

[readableporn]

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

[lamardeuse]

this is fucking genius

[mostlycatsmostly]

When is the full length movie release?

[gif87a-com]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

do we really need a montage glorifying the american military? no.

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

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sound on you won’t regret it

[trashboat]

the vibrato

[andreibolkonsky]

pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u

[horrorjapan]

[199x-200x]

[bg5000]

I thought this was Kevin McDonald at first.

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[doriangaymer]

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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank. 

[doriangaymer]

@voidbat This is important

[voidbat]

some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.

[necrofuturism]

“THAT IS UNNECESSARY!!!” HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I LOVE THAT LIL KITTY

[cattgirl]

I think all cats view each other as equals & this supports my theory

[tastefullyoffensive]

[princesstigerbelle]

Have a good day at work little buddy

[snakewife]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

[i-just-tardis-blue-myself]

His name is Black and was adopted by the workers of a construction site in Antofagasta, Chile. He was found by some workers near the area, when he was just a kitten, and they decided to take care care of him.  The workers loved him and one of the cleaning ladies of the site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits- for him.  He was officialy named foreman  and had its own access credential to the construction site. I belive the constrution work finished on 2017 and he was adopted by one of the employees.

Look at him!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is such a good site foreman!

He’s working so hard and doing such a good job! <3

[youhadmeathewwo]

I looked up ‘CATPATAZ DE INGRESO’ (on the cat’s ID card) and Google Translate corrected my spelling.

‘Capataz’ = ‘foreman’.

‘Catpataz’ = a terrible, terrible pun.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

[jjabramsed-deactivated20181104]

Films Directed by Women: Ravenous (1999; Antonia Bird).

[abloodymess]

“The monstrous girl has always had to play within a set of rules — an ultimate irony, considering that their ultimate crime is trying to break free.”

[molinaesque]

Here I am Not quite dying

[kalpico]

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

[another-enfj]

Mbti Types as Millennials You’ll Meet

Disclaimer: this post is purely for amusement & LOLs ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 

ISTJ: TRADITIONALIST  - has a fetish for Mon-Fri 9 to 5 jobs + benefits  - traditional AF  - this species is v endangered, please donate  - has had the same goals and dreams since they were a fetus  - productive member of society™ 

 ESTJ: YUPPIE - working 27/9 on multiple projects, multiple jobs & multiple underlings to command - getting more stuff done than you’ll ever do in your lifetime - somehow has a neater desk than you but knows how to party it up when they’re finally off hours - fav type of party is a networking party - actually has time and money to Netflix 

 INTJ: COLLECTORS - is on all the social medias but almost never posts - knows all the tings but never really says it - v secretive  - will low-key become a billionaire overnight for starting a very important company that no one has heard of 

 ENTJ: YOUR BOSS - is the only person who actually knows what they’re doing - started taking on leadership roles since birth (re: shoved the doctor out of the way to cut their own umbilical cord) - shows love via loud criticism – is only trying to help you help yourself - so DONEEE with incompetence 

 ISFJ: MILLENNIAL MOM - shares so many Facebook posts that fb definitely knows who they voted for/where they shop at/intimate details even they don’t know - actually writes Amazon reviews (thank you) - replies to all messages from fam within 30 seconds - attends annual mom convention just to maintain their status (Level 10 Mom Friend™) 

 ESFJ: FOODIES - has multiple social platforms to display their culinary skills (STATUS: black belt) - charming AF but WILL throw shade if provoked - hair is goals - listed on Huffington Post as top 21 Pinterest users to follow 

 INTP: THE FUTURE™ - obsessed with the possibilities of the future - topics all INTPs are pre-programmed to get excited about: AI, start-ups, technology, STEM jokes - may combust when stupid arguments are portrayed as facts - procrastination level: over 9000 

 ENTP: BROGRAMMERS - speaks a foreign language invented by them - beer parties & philosophical debates are always lit - pretty WOKE actually - Nerd™ 

 INFJ: MODERN HIPSTER - had first quarter life crisis at 15 - your official therapist - writes self-love/compassion/know-yourself/nostalgia posts for a website - stares through a window from time to time looking contemplative 

 ENFJ: GRASSROOTS CHAMPION - actually has their life together despite repeat quarter life crises - persuasive AF - “I do what I want, I don’t need your validation … but also I consider how it affects everyone around me and how I’ll be perceived” - won Volunteer of the Year award every year for the last 5 years; got promoted to presenting the Volunteer of the Year award instead 

 ENFP: EXUBERANTS - lives off of the Likes of friends and random Internet strangers - needs social validation through an IV drip - will most likely die of FOMO - life motto: pics or it didn’t happen - golden retriever but looks like a person (cute either way) 

 INFP: UNDEREMPLOYED - Feelings™ - overqualified for all the jobs but doesn’t know what jobs they actually care enough to apply for - posts are always either WOKE AF or self-deprecating - hopes and dreams are on life support 

 ESTP: WANDERLUST™ - bucket-list longer than Santa’s list - only has semi-naked pics on Tinder - knows the most important words in every language (i.e. “what’s your phone number”) - no honey, don’t call them; yes, they’re definitely seeing other people 

 ISTP: SHUT OUTs - self-employed - will low-key land a steady 6 figure job for being in the right place at the right time  - moonlights as a hand model - credit card ebills show 20% of income spent on Redbull/coffee 

 ESFP: YOUTUBE VLOGGER - EXTRA AF™ - somehow amassed a HUGE following from weekly 10 minute videos about their day - will fake their death if no one is paying attention to them - actually really savage - sparkly 

 ISFP: PROFESSIONAL SELFIES TAKER - living embodiment of the word “aesthetic” - hair/style/make-up/art is goals - snapchat game is on point - etsy is only their side hussle - flower crowns filters 

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[nokiabae]

the more I read about Toni Basil and David Byrne’s dating history and how she choreographed “Once In a Lifetime,” the more I conclude that “Mickey” is the sequel to the Talking Heads single