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[twitblr]

“You’re right baby, those frogs on some shit”

[garbagebugman]

Ranking of Roundest Frogs

11. Australian green tree frog, Litoria caerulea

v smooth and plump. more photogenic than most people

10. Tomato frog, Genus: Dyscophus

only looks like a tomato. do not eat them. beautiful smile

9. Turtle frog, Myobatrachus gouldii

great lil dude. is not a turtle, only a frog

8. Budgett’s frog, Genus: Lepidobatrachus 

all around great guy. was in a meme once

7.  African bullfrog, Pyxicephalus adspersus 

bumpy green dude

Argentine horned frog, Ceratophrys ornata

green pancake friend. nice red eyeliner

5. Banded bullfrog, Kaloula pulchra

bonus double throat pancake

4. Purple frog, Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis 

has a weird nose and i love them

3.Black rain frog, Breviceps fuscus

angry round friend

2. Holy Cross Frog, Notaden bennettii

perfect spotty orb

1.  Desert rain frog, Breviceps macrops

the roundest of all

[the-worm-man]

This is the only post now everybody else stop posting

[miiriya]

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[paverics]

13 year old straight me who saw 2 girls kiss and just thought that it was “interesting”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[bruh-shutup]

Lmao

[best-shower-thoughts]

Never laugh at your partner’s choices. You are one of them (source)

[goawfma]

skai scalped azealia banks you’d think people know better than to mess with her 😭

[hoebutmadefashion]

[bruh-shutup]

Damn

[catsofinstagram]

[gloomdocwife]

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

[bucketofchum]

[redisawake]

Quick look at this cat

[true0neutral]

@thessalian @lindira @fauxfire76 @comixqueen

[failnation]

Laser eyed Gandhi is the best kind of Gandhi

[niggazinmoscow]

OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

[7eiix]

..المبادرة بين الطرفين هي أساس بقاء العلاقة..

“The initiative of both parties is the basis for the survival of the relationship”

[will-x-vi]

Seeing it made as a visual like this really drives the point home.

[fageleh]

[Image Description: Three black and white gifs of two people standing on opposite ends of a beam that is balanced on a large rock. In the first gif, the two people approach each other slowly and at the same time; they reach the middle without upsetting the beam. In the second gif, the person on the right rushes the one on the left, who puts their arms up defensively as the beam tips. In the third gif, the person on the left rushes the one on the right, who puts their arms up defensively as the beam tips. End ID]

[bruh-shutup]

Damn

[butterflypeaflowertea]

it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

@redrisingsun

@astreamikaelson13

@thegorydamnreaper

@bruh-shutup

@itsshreyaposts

YOU GUYS

😭😭😭😭

[bruh-shutup]

Awww you toooo😭♥️

[best-shower-thoughts]

Unless you do laundry in the nude, you always have laundry to do (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

Before video, your average person didn’t know what most animals sounded like. It must have been so much more terrifying to be out in the wilderness and hear a bear roar or even a fox scream. (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

Considering that china is wiping out the Tiananmen Square Massacre from its history, it is completely possible that some horrendous event occured in your country right before you were born that no one knows about (source)

[best-shower-thoughts]

In a few days, you won’t remember any of this. (source)