Assassin of Dreams - ARCHIVED!

Indie RP blog for Dark Souls 2 invader, Maldron the Assassin. All fandom and OC friendly, nonselective. Penned by @sanctus-chevalier

[brumetowerassassin]

ANNOUNCEMENT

I should have made this a while ago BUT

I moved! Now I’m over at @umbrclflame alongside of a few new muses for anyone that may be interested for interactions!

[yellowfingcr]

Instructions unclear, I accidentally unleashed 20 Eleum Loyce Ice Hedgehogs into the swamp.

[brumetowerassassin]

“Oops.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thinking about going off the rails and becoming one of those people fixated on an undeveloped character to the point where their projections and headcanons have made them into an unrecognizable fully fleshed out entity

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is unironic btw i think these people are braver and more creative than any mainstream creator and they’re the backbone of every fandom

[thenighttrain]

are you guys pro or anti mushroom

[brumetowerassassin]

@yellowfingcr

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[brumetowerassassin]

@yellowfingcr

[umbral-fantome]

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE SOULSBORNE?

https://discord.gg/Eteb6xV

Papa Leeroy’s Discord server for all you soulsborne fans and RP blogs to come together, be it for jolly cooperation, for lore or for just talking about this beautiful game series in general while making loads of friends, come on over!

Please introduce yourself in our welcome hall and we will love to have you to be part of this family. Currently also taking moderator applications <3

[yellowfingcr]

Interesting you should say that when I’m the one who ALSO happens live out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by ice golems and some angry spiky rats! (@brumetowerassassin)

@brumetowerassassin

“Which I still want to visit, by the way! I’m willing to tolerate the temperature just for you.”

“We live in places that are terrible to reach for potential guests. We should found a club, honestly!”

[brumetowerassassin]

“That would be a brilliant idea! Set the clubhouse at that bonfire that’s in the middle of Farron Swamp maybe?”

[velvialines]

Shine on you funky little madman

Thomas showed up on my randomizer list and he recently drove terror into my heart while in Shulva, so-

[brumetowerassassin]

@jesterthomas

[brumetowerassassin]

What's up? Ruined anyone's day yet? Caused any chaos?

Maldron swings his leg over the branch he currently perched on, chuckling as he glances down: “The sky is what’s up! But as for your question, if I answered, what fun is that? The best part is when they inevitably find out by themselves!”

[yellowfingcr]

With an echoing KLANG, the doors of the Cathedral swings wide open to show a familiar figure in the doorway carrying his massive shield and lance: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYSEL! I'M HERE TO VISIT!"

“There he is! THERE HE IS!”

Heysel bolts. Nearly topples over three times.

“MALDROOOOOOOOOOOON! I MISSED YOU!”

[brumetowerassassin]

The assassin lets out a laugh, and in spite of the helmet he wore, his smirk was likely enough to be felt: holding out his arms for a hug.

“Good to see that you are still the same, Heysel!”

[yellowfingcr]

📝 - brumetowerassassin 👀

[brumetowerassassin]

yellowfingcr

Heysel ponders, for a solid, silent minute, the large headwrap slowly oscillating.

“Tell you what. I don’t know how to wield your lance either, but who cares? You’re not going to cast magic the entire time. I don’t do that. If somebody asks us anything regarding our respective… weak points, so to speak, we knock them out. Unconscious men tell no tales.”

“Now give me your armor, and help me wear it, please. I’ll do the same with you. We’ve got chaos to do.”

Oh by the gods dead and gone, this should be fun.

Maldron’s grin widens beneath his helmet, one that had his eyes twinkling with mischievous glee. Heysel proposed a beautiful point: nobody will tell when there’s nobody that can tell, heh.

“Of course,” the assassin drawls out. He sets his weapons aside and reaches up, undoing the clasps holding his helmet to his armor, then the straps of his gauntlets: “Shall we begin?”

[yellowfingcr]

Trade outfits with Maldron!

She thinks it over for a long, silent minute, eyes wide and unblinking.

Then she cackles.

“I mean, why not! As long as he helps me with wearing his armor, and I get to keep the medallions! You know, they’re important to me…”

[brumetowerassassin]

“Better yet, if we get to trade spots! I wonder how long it’ll take for everyone else to realize that!”

Maldron cackles with glee at the thought, smirking underneath his helmet.

[yellowfingcr]

“Hmm! We can try, sure!”

“…Quick question – can you cast magic, Mal.”

[brumetowerassassin]

At that, the Assassin pauses. In reality? He knew a little of pyromancy, but even with that, his control was novice at best.

But -

“I’ll be honest with you Heysel.” He started, albeit too cheerfully. “I know absolutely nothing about sorcery!”

[deactivated-blog]

If I told you what I was, would you turn your back on me?                                              And if I seemed dangerous, would you be scared?

[yellowfingcr]

Trade outfits with Maldron!

She thinks it over for a long, silent minute, eyes wide and unblinking.

Then she cackles.

“I mean, why not! As long as he helps me with wearing his armor, and I get to keep the medallions! You know, they’re important to me…”

[brumetowerassassin]

“Better yet, if we get to trade spots! I wonder how long it’ll take for everyone else to realize that!”

Maldron cackles with glee at the thought, smirking underneath his helmet.

[spiritmusing]

I don’t want you… To see what I’ve done.

[ringfinger-leonhard]

((Maldron in modern au suffers at the whim of Leonhard showing him abstruse hobbies or sides of himself knowing that no one will believe Maldron.

Has a squirrel army, sometimes wears a corset, ate 50 burgers in one sitting, has a hidden candy stash anywhere etc))