Not to be a sadist on main, but...

~I do not rb donation posts~ Call me Nemi! 20s-aroace-she/her-Heed the warnings above, I have a reputation as one of the most brutal whump blogs for a reason (✿◡‿◡) But I'm very nice to real people, so feel free to message me about whump or anime or whatever! Or rocks. I like rocks ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

[brutal-nemesis]

My Active Series!

Please see the Pile of Things I Wrote for a full list of everything I’ve written, or just scroll through my writing tag! In general, I write a lot of male whumpee w/ lady whumper, captivity, and gore~

Erebus & Terror (Chronological story involving royalty whump, lab whump, noncon surgery/body modification)

Prince Erebus is captured at the fall of his kingdom and ends up in the hands of an eccentric scientist.

Immortality Blows (Collection of oneshots involving immortal whump, gore, sometimes amputation or lab whump)

Castys is immortal, but this gets him into horribly painful trouble more than anything. He deals with this via copious amounts of sarcasm.

Neutralizer (Chronological story involving lab/medical whump & needles in a modern setting)

Xavier lost the genetic blood type lottery and gets turned into a test subject because of it, which makes him very angry.

[brutal-nemesis]

update from the void:

castys is accidentally flirting with a girl my poor dense fool

[brutal-nemesis]

im fine i just havent had the time or energy for tungle lately i will reappear when i feel like it

[dragongirlsweetie]

things girls like

concrete

rusty metal

vast pools of water

overgrown foliage

a dense fog covering the land

broken machinery

a landscape of ancient structures too vast for one to fully explore in a single lifetime

pettings her snout nicely

[brainrotlesbian]

Hey, don’t be sad

Whumpee bound and gagged and completely at the mercy of the sadistic fuck in front of them, ok?

[mement0m0rbid2]

I love it when Whumper openly admits that Whumpee doesn’t deserve what’s being done to them, but keeps hurting them anyway. There’s just something about being simultaneously self-aware and ruthless that interests me.

Like, you expect the perpetrator to have some kind of guilt or internal conflict, but they just go on like usual. Like hurting Whumpee is as natural as brushing one's teeth.

[spookyboywhump]

Sometimes I feel like I’m a Bad Aromantic because the vast majority of my characters are not aromantic and do in fact end up in happy romantic relationships but you gotta understand to me romance is as made up as my characters and it’s fun to play with <3

[mypetufo]

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

[outofcontextpawnee]

[eroscestlavie]

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

[flufflecat]

almost time

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[roadkillfunerals]

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude