Land of Monsters and Fools

multi-fandom blog that gives u whiplash with really good and really bad news, and whatever else I can find (07/23/95, any pronouns, nb pan call me DK, Knight, or Charly). Plz tell me to tag stuff if it bothers u I don't mind. In a constant state of an identity crisis

[extrashortshorts]

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[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[dutchstore]

[bloodclotbitch]

[mirthalegrandd]

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[copepods]

down, down, down

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[doctorsiren]

AU where Kris makes the right choice (imo, sorry Mettaton) and gives Tenna to Noelle (she can now retro game with her CRT) and also Spamton is there because he’s a virus Noelle came back with after Ch2 (because I said so) and the Darkners can kinda just appear (because I said so)

[ebony-farside]

I had the world...

...in my hands.

[yugsly]

Have you seen Jimothy the raccoon. I feel like you would enjoy that guy

BOY HAVE I!! Jimothy is from my city, not too far away either! I hope to witness him some time. He makes me emotional

For those that don't know, Jimothy is a raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome. According to local wildlife specialists, he appears perfectly healthy otherwise. He's even a few years old, those bottom two images are him as a baby!!! There's a lot of video footage from locals going around so I'd definitely go look at those, seeing him in action is incredible

[joycomplexx]

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[kuttithevangu]

I need all the hyperlexic statistical outliers on tumblr to look up what’s meant by low literacy, it means like, can’t read the notice from the electric company that says they’re cutting you off. Can’t read your doctor’s instructions on how to treat yourself at home. It means “school system failed you so badly that it might kill you”, if you’re reading simple fiction for fun you are already so far out of the window of maximum concern

[letmefixthatforyou]

Okay but can we stop using hyperlexic to mean "has a large vocabulary" or "knows how to read really well"?

Hyperlexia is a real condition that makes people more likely to have a low literacy level because it's defined by being able to read words without comprehending what they're reading.

[kuttithevangu]

I’m hyperlexic and I used that term in that post because I recognize the pattern of people who know how to read every word but have a very hard time understanding the (especially social) meaning of the gestalt

[toongoons]

well if nobody else is gonna take him seriously

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"