Let's call it eclectic

22 // Any Pronouns // Asexual // Whump on main // I'll try to tag everything // Formerly known in some circles as Music Anon

[legallylibra]

Seacat: Masterlist

A chronological collection of my pirate lady whump series, Seacat.

The Beginning

Introduction, part 1

Introduction, part 2

The Next Morning

The Middle

Exhausted Concessions (aka the worst first day ever)

And Other Tales

Pre-Canon: The Piercing

Loredump: Healers, Medics, and Surgeon-Medics

Art: Roselyn and Catherine

[floof-ghostie]

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[lunarjaguar]

Taken Care of

[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[ausgoth]

advil liquid capsule

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

people be like Hey. Don’t post things I Don’t Like on Your Own Blog

[angelicguy]

my wife just screamed at me for using too much shampoo and forced me into my husband hole. whattaya gonna do?

[8675309yea]

What is a husband hole

[angelicguy]

kind of like a hubby cubby

[p1usultra]

what is a hubby cubby

[angelicguy]

kind of like a husband hole

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[slitherpunk]

you can't say "check it out" these days without being in the house like carpet

[whumblr]

Whump prompt #81

Whumpee waking up to Whumper sitting at their bedside.

"Aw, were you worried about me?" they sneer in a weak voice.

"Well yes," Whumper says, earnestly. "I enjoy having you here and I plan to keep enjoying you for a long time."

[whumporama]

When a character steps closer to the weapon pointed at them. Pushes into the knife, places their chin on the sword, and just laughs at their attacker.

"What could you possibly do to me that hasn't been done a hundred times before?"

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[myimaginationplain]

white queers are always so damned certain that "true" queerness is for them & them alone. expressions of queerness from Black people (most notably, Black women & those percieved as women) that don't center whiteness & aren't tailored for white audiences are always, always pegged as being unbelievable. all this plus a heaping dose of thay classic "all bi women are dirty attention seeking liars" brand of biphobia. fuck off man

[icannotweave]

#truly go to helllll#i have NOT forgotten nor forgiven the white dykes losing their minds over that clip of megan flirting with lil miami#literally looked at another woman giggling and kicking her feet and said “i'd top if we had sex”#and all these demons in the replies were like “no queer woman would ever talk about sex this way!!!!”#and do you all recall the suspicion aimed @ janelle 'appropriating' queerness when they dropped dirty computer?#I think about it every damn day#AND cardi having to clap some kid on twitter about how she was eating pussy before they were born?#y'all truly hate queer black women who don't fit the mold of soft uwu cottagecore white girl pining so much ( @batmanisagatewaydrug )

[macbxth-pdf]

I’m gonna talk my shit rq:

The idea of bi women’s queerness is a state of limbo between lesbian and straight is some weird ass shit. Last month, I saw someone on twitter/shitter/x that Billie Ellish’s songs about admiring women felt forced and objectifying. It seems that the queer community has a tendency to view bisexuality in women has a nonexistent plane or forced like straight women have to walk to please men. Yall will scream from the roof tops “Sexuality and queerness are a journey of self discovery” until the person is a bi women and it gets worse if she’s BIPOC. Yall can’t seem to free yourself from the notion that bisexuality in women is dangerous or just a form of temptation for queer women and straight men. Yall are weird.

And another thing:

the purity culture shit in the sapphic community gotta stop. Idk bout yall but I’ve heard queer women talking about wanting to fuck. Not this hyper romanticized image of braiding flower crowns and frolicking in the grass. Like full blown, raunchy, kinky sex. Sapphic & lesbian sex arent these dirty concepts only meant for men’s viewing pleasure. Queer women like to fuck each other and they like to talk about it. That Megan and Lil Miami clip did LAPS in the blk community. We love Megan as a sapphic artist over here.

[only-cat-memes]