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“Well if you didn’t want me to eat it then maybe you shouldn't have hid it all the way in the back of the fridge with a note attached to it that said ‘Wanda, do not eat !!’ way to send mixed signals, dude.” Wanda shrugs. She’d chosen to dismiss the note entirely there were tons of other Wanda’s out there, it could have been about any one of them.
“I usually like a little more romancing.”
@weascl | Jessica Jones Sentence Meme
“How ‘bout I stick my tongue in your asshole ??” What was more romantic then that? Nothing!! Not that actual romance was needed. All this squirrely fuck had to do was fake propose to her at a bunch of restaurants. The stupid schmucks would all clap and congratulate them and give them free food. What was better then free food??
Oh, yeah, forgot to…
did a SKETCH SWAP with axia-spideypool !!!!
And it’s so cute, I loved the idea <3
(for anyone reblogging please keep the text)
MARVEL’S JESSICA JONES sentence meme. or, send ╳ for a random sentence that my muse will say to yours.
“I usually like a little more romancing.”
“Would you put day drinking under ‘Experience’ or ‘Special Skills’?”
“I’m scared for you.”
“I’ve been asking the impossible of you, I see that now.”
“Now, that sounded like flirting to me.”
“Don’t… have feelings, okay?”
“Hey, last night was fun, but that doesn’t mean I want your opinion.”
“Again, I don’t flirt, I just say what I want.”
“Yes, you are a paragon of mental health.”
“I’m tired of missing you.”
“You think you can take your shit and dump it one me? You don’t get to do that. So you take your goddamned pain, and you live with it, asshole!”
“Knowing it’s real means you’ve got to make a decision. One, keep denying it. Or two, do something about it.”
“We get it, you’re a real gift to humanity.”
“You still get points for doing good.”
“I want you to know, I forgive you for everything. I’ll say it every day. For as long as you need to hear it.”
“If this is a booty call, I like your chances.”
“God damn you. Just had to be a hero, didn’t you?”
“You are a hard-drinking, short-fused, mess of a person. But you are not a piece of shit.”
“When you wake up, I won’t be around to screw up your life anymore.”
“I don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.”
“I can’t risk you.”
“You’ve been keeping tabs on me?”
“You shoot at me, I’ll pull the bullet out of my ruined jacket and shove it up your ass with my pinky finger, and who do you think that’s going to hurt more?”
“Don’t apologize. I don’t want that from you.”
“I was never the hero that you wanted me to be.”
“You’re exactly the hero I wanted you to be.”
“I don’t give a bag of dicks about what kinky shit you’re into, just be into it quietly.”
“It’s people like you that give people like you a bad name.”
“I let you fight my battles for too long.”
“The way I see it, most people go both good and bad going on. Just depends on which part wins that day.”
“They say that talking about a trauma… that it helps.”
“You help people. That’s who you are.”
“I thought about you. I knew it wouldn’t happen. I couldn’t help it. Picturing us.”
“You’re the first person I ever pictured a future with.”
“They say everyone’s born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you’re the villain.”
“I’m life threatening. Steer clear of me. Please.”
“You’ve never loved anyone. You’re not even capable of it.”
“I hate feeling this way, I don’t know how you handle it.”
“Do what you’ve got to do.”
“----No. I said this way would be faster && it was. I never said that it would be easy...or clean.”
[ mutantfirst ]
“ I am not Dracula ! Nor do I share the same amusements .” Anger blossomed faster than the season could appear. Fists slammed, motions mimicking a rippled earthquake.
Danger, Will Robinson !! So maybe pissing this guy off wasn’t the brightest idea, you live && you learn. “Has anyone ever told you that you take things a little too seriously ?? Worrying causes wrinkles y’know.”
“----I know how this looks but, they were totally already dead when I got here. Scout’s honor !!” As if anyone would actually let her be a Girl’s Scout.
[ @czarnianassassin | starter call !! ]
There's a long stretch of silence as several things occur to Wanda at once. A: this guy was probably nuts. B: she was also nuts. C: there was an I Love Lucy marathon on TVLand tonight && she had neither the time nor patience to waste on him. "Outta my way, ya weirdo! " Her words are rough and musical with a sly lilt to them. They taste equal parts threatening and joking sliding past her lips. "Don't make me get creative." A smirk dances across her mouth tongue flicking past her lips && sliding against her teeth. It's itching and squirming like the rest of her, ready for a tango (read: blood bath). Violence was so intimate.
“----You didn’t see a damn thing !! I was never hear. Understood ??”
[ goddamndeadpool ]
“You’re not? Damn.. I never get to explore my babysitter kink. If you’re not making promises about bleeding I’m not making promises about masturbating.”
“Dude, prostitutes, man. You’d be surprised just how many of life’s problems those gals can solve. I would know since I used to be one. Or was I ?? I have no idea considering I never actually got a freakin’ origin story !!”
[ revvupyourharley ]
“You’re the one who didn’t bother t’ DODGE! That’s how y’got th’ holes, missy—” Only she doesn’t even have time to agree to buying at least one drink because her new friend? She has a grenade and Harley knows better than to overthink things—- Quickly she shifts, small blonde form diving behind the cement slab of parking lot, scowling in the other’s direction. “You’re crazier than I am! You tryin’ t’blow us away too?!”
“What? You’ve never been blown up before? You should try it sometime, does wonders for your back !!” A vicious grin contorts her mouth like an ugly scar && Wanda grunts as she pulls a long shard of glass from her ear. It’s covered in sticky ( sweet ) blood, the sound of her brain healing is wiggly like a million worms stuffed behind her ears. “Well, that doesn’t make much sense, does it?” Her world view shifts suddenly && she’s staring into the sun whilst addressing Harley. “My brains prolly don’t have any kinda sound when they’re healing, but I imagine one anyway."
*&&.Starter Call !!
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gonna be absent all day setting up my frank blog && running some ( ugh. ) ‘adult’ errands and junk. so ima queue this post up throughout the day ( and possibly tomorrow ). my drafts are depressingly low, c’mon, guys, let’s do something !!
*&&.Starter Call !!
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gonna be absent all day setting up my frank blog && running some ( ugh. ) ‘adult’ errands and junk. so ima queue this post up throughout the day ( and possibly tomorrow ). my drafts are depressingly low, c’mon, guys, let’s do something !!
*&&.Starter Call !!
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gonna be absent all day setting up my frank blog && running some ( ugh. ) ‘adult’ errands and junk. so ima queue this post up throughout the day ( and possibly tomorrow ). my drafts are depressingly low, c’mon, guys, let’s do something !!
*&&.Starter Call !!
[ like for a starter ]
gonna be absent all day setting up my frank blog && running some ( ugh. ) ‘adult’ errands and junk. so ima queue this post up throughout the day ( and possibly tomorrow ). my drafts are depressingly low, c’mon, guys, let’s do something !!
*&&.Starter Call !!
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