Plot Twist

Lots of stuff happens in my mind. This is where I post stuff I happen to enjoy. Previously peskipiski.

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Very Important Cat Jobs

By ©lastlemon.com

[officialkazookid]

tag yourself i’m brett

[officialharshnoise]

things that are hilarious: 

the fact that Tumblr’s userbase is largely comprised of jaded, cynical, broke-ass 16-25 year olds who hate capitalism, use adblocking software and are as such incredibly resistant to targeted marketing

Yahoo’s desperate, pitiful attempts to monetise the site in spite of this

the massive, massive losses they’re incurring as a result

[swperman]

(3/?) shadowhunters + tumblr text posts

[ronan-adam]

The only other person I’ve known who could draw as well was Michelangelo, who was excellent in bed I might add.

[isabellelightboob-archived-deac]

book!magnus: hmm the one with the blue eyes is pretty hot

show!magnus: JUST THOUGHT I’D LET EVERYONE KNOW I AM SO READY FOR ALEC LIGHTWOOD’S DICK. SERIOUSLY, YOU AND ME. IN MY BEAUTIFULLY DECORATED BEDROOM. NAKED. P.S. I’M DTF ANYTIME

[babzgordon]

While I’m gone have every warlock maintain the protective wards.

[mattdaddyo-blog]

[steven-rogers]

[atheistj]

Shadowhunters- Raising Hell

[officialgleamstar]

what did i do

[officialgleamstar]

Fun facts- it takes 18 messages to send the entirety of the Bee Movie script. Who knew.

[actualweeb-deactivated20180819]

Headcanon: Like Salazar Slytherin, each founder had a hidden chamber. Godric Gryffindor made a training room full of magical weapons, only to be opened by a true Gryffindor. Rowena Ravenclaw made a library full of every book ever written, muggle and magical, updating every day, only to be opened by those who trukly crave knowledge. Helga Hufflepuff made a simple room, made to cater to the needs of anyone who needed it. To this day, it is known as the Room of Requirement.

[icanhelpyouthere]

OH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YES THE ROOM IS SUCH A HELGA THING OMG

[senatorgana]

Mark and Carrie BTS

[brutus-is-bae]

@all my supernatural watchers: is dean 40 yet

cuz like

40 year old dean would be such an old crank

i haven’t watched since like season six so idk but i’m just imagining him turning 40 and sam making jokes and dean just grumping around trying to prove sam wrong but in the process totally proving him right

[tibets]

[lila-jelly]

bill weasley and fleur! aka the most intimidatingly attractive couple you’ll ever meet. 

see my second slideshow on sparklife! 

[peerieweirdo]

every time my dad is being annoying i just remind him that he works for one of the publishers that rejected harry potter