for rome and for love

defender of the republic, lover of man, hater of tyrants

[brutusfortherepublic]

Ave, Romans and friends of Rome, tis I, Brutus, who has joined this platform to spread the righteous ideals of Rome more expediently. I hope we can become friends, even brothers in arms. Brutus out :)

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[autistic-trans-gay-aro-mike-w]

Fuck I missed the Ides of March :(

[brutusfortherepublic]

I fear there isn't time left, considering you've also missed the battle.

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[brutusfortherepublic]

Conspirator orgy 🤤🤤🤤

[brutusfortherepublic]

I see you've all abandoned me after the ides. This is not the first time this has happened to me

[brutusfortherepublic]

are you going to let Mark Antony speak at Caesars funeral???

The only thing I'm allowing that bonehead to do is serve grapes in a too-tight toga with no tunic while I make sweet love to my Caius

[therealmarkantony]

Well I have Caesars will and I think the people will be VERY interested in it's contents...

In fact the public may be interested to know what there great Caesar has included for THEM.....

(also your wife will probably see this bro at least pretend not to be screwing Caius 😬)

[brutusfortherepublic]

Bonehead can't even tell the difference between their, there, and they're. Embarrassing your sugar daddy before the body's even cold...

[brutusfortherepublic]

are you going to let Mark Antony speak at Caesars funeral???

The only thing I'm allowing that bonehead to do is serve grapes in a too-tight toga with no tunic while I make sweet love to my Caius

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

Yes!

Get your knives ready everyone!

[therealmarkantony]

In light of the resent death of my good friend Caesar.... I have desided to pick up where he left off

I will unite rome under my rule as caesar

More info and funeral speak to come✋😓

[brutusfortherepublic]

Sucketh mine nutsack. The republic will rise in its previous glory

[brutusfortherepublic]

so...big day huh?

Momentous occassion if not for Cassius getting my hand with his blade. I forgive him nonetheless

[julius-caeser]

senate, are we cooked?

[julius-caeser]

oh man :(

[brutusfortherepublic]

🗡

[brutusfortherepublic]

MARK ANTONY HOP OFF MINE LOINS

[therealmarkantony]

that's what your mother said last night 🫶❤️

[brutusfortherepublic]

I knew you were rancid but necrophilia is a new low, Marcus

[caiuscassius]

He's finally silent....

[therealmarkantony]

its called sleep. Perhaps you should try it, it might fix your paranoia

[brutusfortherepublic]

Perhaps you should share this advice with your sugar daddy Caesar, the paranoid freak.

[brutusfortherepublic]

What do have to say to those who allege that Caesar is your illegitimate father?

I say they should quickly compare our ages. Unless our dear caesar had me at the tender age of twelve, I find it unlikely

[persianmom-deactivated20240926]

[petzah394again]

Summoning spell, reblog to cast

[brutusfortherepublic]

@caiuscassius

[caiuscassius]

rawing this senator I met in the forum

[brutusfortherepublic]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[brutusfortherepublic]

Cassius come home, I need you. It's urgent