Terra never dies

20 | trans gal | she/her/it | got nuked lol

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

As penance you must now make me a pinned post :3

Cute moth girl from New south wales talk to me about trains

links:

Discord @petzah394

Bluesky @petzah394.bsky.social

[petzah394again]

YIPPEE YAY THANK YOU!

[brawltogethernow]

Okay well it's actually pretty well reviewed.

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[elegybeatty]

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕

[basyacriptid]

[beepbeep-eddy-27]

[swagdinner]

[not-a-gay-phangoddess]

holy shit

[butterfly-sapphic]

See also:

Could wipe us out in an instant but hasn't. Not that it hasn't tried. It just shoots randomly. Unknowably. Any day could be our last. We would get 8 minutes notice at best.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[estchiyu]

ribbit comes back from the dead 🧟

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[morawa]

dess n asriel hangin out

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

> Log out for the last time

> Die

> Go to hell

> All my mutuals are also there

Tfw blogging goes on, even in the afterlife!

[avakynx]

summer bridget | yablofap

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[withhopecrossedonourhearts]

she's a nya nya girl with the mya mya brigade !!!!!!!

[phillip-bankss]

tipping

[acerby]

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

I feel like a 3d printer is a better analogy because it actually builds the thing inside it but yeah

[mika-miii]

3d printers are viviparous, vending machines are hosts for parasitoid doctors pepper that oviposit their eggs inside them

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[kizlit]

Awww sweet girl