Brynn

A work in progress

[iv-fischer]

why do yall hate candy corn? it’s literally so good

[sauvamente]

Its the devil’s semen mixed with wax and food coloring.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

The devil got that good nut

[c-ptsdofficial]

“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

[eclect-dissect]

Veloudakis Gold

Fall | Winter 2015—16

[dundermifflinscranton]

[the-average-gatsby]

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

[the-average-gatsby]

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

[basketcasemp3]

[perrfectly]

Pam’s Art Exhibition // The Office

[ptrparker]

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

[phil-of-the-phuture]

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

[ptrparker]

no because it’s dead

[whatdoctor]

TOO SOON

[ptrparker]

THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO

[anthonytheshuhite]

I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower me with affection. Someone who anxiously waits until I text them and then smile when I do or someone who gets nervous when we are in touch because they don’t want to fuck up. Why on earth would someone do that because of me.

[pedrcpascals]

The Eleventh Doctor // Doctor Who

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[thlayli-rah]

the librarian who accidentally walks in

[cheriesvoid]

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

[krindor]

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

papa smoke

[overtheunderpass]

I hated this post until papa smoke saved the day

[lunatunaprincess]

[bananastagram]

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

[sabino-spots]

When even George W. says “nah man, that’s a bad idea” It’s probably a bad idea.

[boobiwan]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any

[eenuttings]

hope this helps

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

[eenuttings]

here you go

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

[eenuttings]

hope this is helpful

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

[eenuttings]

okay

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

oh shit is that an alien

[eenuttings]

yeah

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

oh wow

[dundermifflinscranton]

[joodiecomer]