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Being tall, white, enthusiastic, and good at computers, I’ve ended up the CEO of a software services company

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The Sedalia Democrat, Missouri, August 11, 1908

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Sedalia Vibes

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when your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing

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Good to see everyone’s got their priorities in line.

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I'm sorry is this supposed to make me not want to do cocaine?

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Better come up with a good story

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Standing by.

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I don't give a FUCK about no ice storm. (at AMC Theater)

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Barbara Kruger’s Big Book of Barbecue (Rizzoli, 2002)

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Chiken Do

what did the chiken do when he crossed the road.

pooed on the road

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Image: Courtesy of The Strand Magazine

H.G. Wells’ eerie writing brought us time machines, aliens and a submarine, but one of his short stories spent decades unseen by his avid readers. Until now.

His long-unpublished “The Haunted Ceiling” is making its way into print for the first time. The story follows a man who is driven mad by the image of a dead woman, with her throat slit, appearing on his ceiling. 

Long Unseen By Readers, H.G. Wells Ghost Story Finally Debuts In Print

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Dude, it's not called The Haunted Floor.