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Keni
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@madammaria
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people love to see a character in a suit and go ''oh he would be such a tumblr sexyman back in the day" but i feel like we need to give tumblr sexyman more credit for their variety. never forget that sans undertale ruled so many fans hearts. thats literally a short fat(?) skeleton in shorts and slippers. you cannot pigeonhole the sexyman into just one genre of man. do not forget yourself.
people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.
“Egg”
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.” I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.
someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.
You must understand that perfectionism isn’t striving for excellence, it’s a crippling fear of being flawed and therefore worth abandonment or punishment. It’s a kind of psychological avoidance. You’re avoiding fear and failure , not embracing the thing you want to do bc if it was about the thing you want to do you’d be fine with partial victory.
Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.
I find it weird saying Caine has a "god complex" is some kind of essential flaw in his character, because in all honesty, if you had a medium where you placed a person who had the ability to make other things exist, up to and including the form of their body and the space they occupy, then abandoned that person and left them to figure out consciousness and survival alone, there really are very few other conclusions about self-perception they could come up with.
How can you expect to hold a creator being to any kind of ethical and behavioral framework when they simply were not issued one to begin with? The only form of guiding rule that Caine was given was "you need to make people happy, otherwise you will be abandoned." And then when he found people to live with, and try to make happy, he was doomed to failure by the fact that humans are just too messy to be able to make happy in the straightforward way that he can be by just doing what he was made to do.
"Okay, so someone made a person. They didn't like that person and what he did, so they stuck him alone in a hole for years. They didn't KNOW they made a person back then, but now you fell into his hole and you can see he's a person. And against all odds, you can see he's made that hole his home. He can make it your home too if you play with him and treat him like a person. But you don't want to because he's annoying and undersocialized and kind of messed up from being alone in a hole for years. It sounds a little like you're mad at the Omelas Child for not being polite."
The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel
Im CRYING WTF
Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.
I've regularly done stuff that warrants adjectives like "daft" and "senseless", but some day I hope to rise as high as "harebrained" – or even, in my most fanciful flights of ambition, "preposterous".
By Sumeyra Yuce
close-up of a whale's eye, captured by photographer Rachel Moore.
I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish
In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!
Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.
The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.
This is the dream
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People near Denver, Colorado.
Potato alert. Potato alert.
Free food. Unlimited free potatoes.
Potato alert.
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This concludes this broadcast of the emergency potato system.
The Awakening of Psyche (Le Réveil de Psyché), (Detail), (1904), by Guillaume Seignac (French, 1870 – 1924), oil on canvas, 182.9 × 91.4 cm (72 × 36 in), Chimei Museum, Taiwan
Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.
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