cato

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[cat-mom]

[ivy-saurs]

GO OFF KING !!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i stand corrected

[ashstfu]

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

[dear-ao3]

[susiephone]

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Baymax, walking to the front of the store, bagging the items himself, and making eye contact with the cashier as he walks out without paying: "This is morally correct. Have a nice day."

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

sorry dude cant go out im listening to music. yeah no its gonna be all day

[anarchist-art]

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[toastbutteregg]

[heypeach-deactivated-deactivate]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

not only because i like the concept of badass oldladies and the destruction of the concept that all girl characters have to be sexually appealing to the audience bc thats fucking annoying as shit, there is literally Nothing funnier than the concept of a granny with a massive sword or death laser. she pinches ur cheek lovingly and then saws someone in half. amazing

[alien]

[unclefather]

[cute-animals-only]