hiya, y/n.

bill skarsgård: known as one of the very many skarsgård kids, the younger version of steve buscemi and a not so hot clown.

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this is where bill is now if anyone was wondering :):):):)

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text message → gem.

Gem: Let's go with both of those questions, I think they're very good ones.

Bill: If we're going to play twenty-one questions, can we get alcohol involved first?

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thefckingsupreme‌:

Hm, guess we’ll have to see then. You definitely could, for what it’s worth, it doesn’t take very much to make me laugh, so you probably wouldn’t have to try all too hard.

And for what it’s worth on my end, I can promise you that I will still be.. trying extremely hard because I’ll have to figure out ways on how to use my best jokes. For as long as I’m around, you’ll never be able to stop laughing. You look like someone who has one hell of a smile. I got you from here on out and you can use that against me.

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NEW - Bill Skarsgård for Esquire Singapore September 2019. Photographed by Michael Schwartz.

my digital scans @b-skarsgard

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text →  billie 🥰

Maya: Ugh ghost Bill and living Bill are the worst.

Maya: I have a few ideas but theyre a surprise so I can't tell you. Now amount of kisses are getting it out of me either!

Maya: There is nothing sexy or appealing about a gerbil! You could have a picked something cooler at least 🙈You're getting half assed big spoon cuddles next time for that one. Oh gone so soon huh? How long are you going to be gone for? I need to determine whether I should wait for you or go find Kathryn to satisfy my big spoon needs for the night.

Bill: Don't try to turn me on like this.

Bill: I've never been one for surprises so, I suggest that you start telling me what it is before I do threaten you with kisses. You better watch out because I'm coming for you. Sleep with one eye open, baby.

Bill: There's nothing cooler than a gerbil. You have to open your eyes to the possibility of those little suckers being awesome. Not only do you have to open one eye, you have to open up both of them. I was gone, but I'm back now because I missed your cute ass. That was the most painful goodbye that I've ever had to deal with. I'm sorry for making both of us suffer through that. Don't replace me.

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jessicvchastainhw‌:

PM:

I did fall for you, Bill. This ghost is correct. I am not going to go into why though, and talk about how beautiful you are inside and out, because I am supposed to not be charming or endearing. Did you just call me the devil? Here I thought we were starting to be friendly again. Thank you, and now you’re being charming and making me blush. Is this where I say don’t do that? Wow, okay you really made me smile there and that was actually really nice. I am proud of you too, and you know how talented I think you are. If we are going to do this friend thing, should we being this sweet to each other? I think we need to give each other a hard time too. Like when you called me the devil.

PM: It’s good to hear that you don’t want me to lose my mind and as much as I want to say something here that might be considered as sweet.. I’ll keep it to myself this time since someone wants us to give each other a hard time instead — You’re the devil, Jessica and I want you to be aware that working with you was been so fucking terrible for me. It was one of the worst experiences I have ever had. Having to watch you waltz around on set being adorable and almost ruining my professionalism in the process was exhausting. Not only that, but you’re continuing to do it after the fact that you.. broke up with me and it’s worse than it was before. Alright, that’s the best that I can do. I hope that was enough to end this streak of.. sweetness. Now, it’s your turn. 

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text message → gem.

Gem: It was meant as a compliment, but also just a statement of fact.

Gem: Is that the only time, then? Why weren't you surprised?

Bill: The only time that I wanted to kiss you or the only time that I've genuinely found you attractive? I wasn't surprised because I've always found you adorable whenever you're trying to put me down.

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Text - Bill

Karen: Oh my gosh I wish, I am nowhere near pure.

Karen: Nah I would not put that much pressure on you. I am a good idol, I let people take their time with things. I like to expect things and lest expected time.

Karen: Have you ordered your Moulin Rouge Soundtrack?

Bill: You say that but you're not proving me wrong yet.

Bill: But I don't mind the pressure. I can work with being under pressure and considering that you're killing it with Moulin Rouge these days, it's only fair that you get yourself your very own crown.

Bill: I haven't but as soon as you read this text, I'm sure that I have.

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thefckingsupreme‌:

Thank you, that means an awful lot to me. I kind of live for those, so. The exclusive section of jokes, you don’t say? Well, what a honor. I’m your gal, you can have all the brownies you’d like, Mr. Skarsgård. Hm, I appreciate that. You let me know a time and place that works for both of us and you’ll be getting some brownies sent in your direction.

I’m going to be honest with you, if there is going to be brownies involved then I’m more willing to make time for this to take place. I have no problem with clearing my schedule to get those suckers send in my direction. In exchange for your hard work, I vow to share all of my terrible dad jokes with you. I’m not sure that I'm capable of getting a laugh or two out of you since I’m still in the midst of learning, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

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text message → gem.

Gem: You're such a strange man.

Gem: And how did you feel after?

Bill: I'm going to go ahead and say thank you to that.

Bill: How did I feel after kissing you? Well, shit. I felt sort of relieved, confused, a bit guilty, good then not good. I felt good again. I don't really know how to describe it, but what I am sure of is that I was/am attracted to you a whole fucking lot when you're trying to be angry with me. I'm not really surprised by that, though.

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cover me up | hawkgård

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hqmaya‌:

Before she knew it Bill’s arms were wrapped around her, holding her just as tightly as she was holding him. The goofy smile on his face sending those butterflies in her stomach into a full on frenzy. You’d think by now she’d be used to the feeling but it still brought a smile to her face whenever it happened. Truth be told she hoped he never stopped making her feel this way. “I missed you too,” she whispered back to him, leaning in just enough that the tip of her nose brushed his in a gentle and affectionate nudge. Maya could only imagine the look on his face as she kissed his cheek, giggling to herself as she imagined his crinkled up nose and and knitted brow. An expression that only a real kiss could make fade away. No matter how much he tried he wouldn’t be able to resist her kiss, not after a week apart. At least she hoped that was the case, she was making assumptions based on their texts and their conversations before he left New York. She knew making assumptions about his feelings might get her into trouble one day but that was a problem for future Maya. This Maya was happy to get caught up in the moment and kiss the hell out of him. “Oh come on, your movie premiered I’m not allowed to be the best thing about tonight.” Maya let out a soft laugh as his hands slipped behind her knees, securing her against him as he scooped her up and carried her into the room. Unable to look away she stared back at those bright green eyes of his as he spoke. “It was good. It was nice to see my Mom and catch with her. I haven’t seen her since my birthday and I guess a lots been happening in her life.” Maya wasn’t used to going so long without seeing her Mom but then again this was the first time in her life that she had steady jobs keeping her busy. “Oh and she was trying to convince me to go on a blind date with one of her costars kids. I told her to focus on her own dating life and not mine!” She chuckled.

While carrying her inside, Bill did his best to listen to every word that flowed from her. The sound of her voice was nothing less than magic; one that Bill had been missing throughout the week. His head nodded to prove that his attention had never once faltered. He carefully laid her onto the edge of his bed before standing up in front of her. Eyes squinting in the slightest as the man gazed down at her. “A blind date, huh?” He questioned quietly with a bit of an airy laugh. Though, jealousy was quick to take part in his expression over the possibility of Maya actually going off on a date with another. He attempted to hide that factor upon realizing it. Bill then watched her for a moment. His smile somehow starting to grow at the sounds of her giggles, hoping to keep himself from being noticed. He decided on walking backwards to make his way to shutting the door behind then, and on the way, Bill returned his gaze back to her. “What do you think she would say if you were to tell her about us anyway?” He wondered nonchalantly, finding it difficult to find the right words to describe their connection..relationship or whatever it had the intentional of it being. Sure, they had a brief conversation about their feelings but it hadn’t gotten any further to ensure a label for them both. For that, Bill found himself feeling quite guilty. “You know, if you were to tell her that we were doing things.. like this,” He trailed off, slowly moving into her direction. Both of his palms pressed onto the bed that was on either side of her and without any hesitation, Bill leaned forward to press his lips against hers for another kiss. A hint of a grin forming in between. 

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text message → gem.

Gem: You think I'm cute when I'm furious at you?

Gem: I thought that kink was a joke.

Bill: You were cute. You were the cutest I've ever seen you.

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haileybaldwin-x‌:

Yeah but, as Queen Taylor Swift put perfectly, I’m not a man so I can’t be mad, but if I was a man, I’d be the man. Aw, I like that, I have my personal bouncer, and it’s the guy who manages to look like the scariest thing on the planet with just a smile. Remember to always keep you close, Billy. I’ll accept all the input I can get, but then in the end, I’ll probably end up doing whatever I want. But the company is what’s truly always appreciated.

I don’t know what to say to this other than.. as Kanye West has once said, Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.. of all time! or something in that sense. You have my permission to use me as your own personal threat and if anyone tries to hurt your feelings through your grieving process, tell them that I’m on the way to have a word with them. Nobody fucks around with Hailey Baldwin and gets away with it. I figured that you would be the one to simply do what you please despite my terrible opinions. For that, I’ve never been more grateful. Considering that I’m your new bodyguard, my company was bound to happen sooner or later. I don’t see a problem with it happening.. sooner. I’ll make sure to buy you an incredible blender as a housewarming gift.

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text message → gem.

Gem: I don't know! I had never considered it before and now I'm trying to get my head around it.

Gem: But it was a fucking good kiss, and you know that, so don't be coy.

Bill: You were being really fucking cute at the time, don't know what it was but all I knew was that I had to kiss you. The least that I could do was try to make it good for the both of us.

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🤡 Penny.

Jessica: I know, I know.

Jessica: Okay, but you told me I can't be endearing so I am going to be really cold and mean, is that okay? I am just kidding, and I don't think I could be that way around you. Don't make a joke about me being mean here, Bill.

Bill: Let me be the one to remind you then.

Bill: You had me excited for approximately ten seconds but of course, it's vanished now. If you want to be mean to switch things up then I highly recommend that you do that. Be as mean as you'd like. What's the worst you can say, right? We all know you're too sweet to come up with something too cold.

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Bill Skarsgård for Esquire Singapore (2019)