bites my fingers off but in a cute way @palestrawberryarcade - Tumblr Blog

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

shotofchinaco

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

kosmogrl

stuckinapril

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

noshamehustle

formerglory25

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

0hour

My cishet friend works at Planned Parenthood. She fought for 6 months to get the condom labels changed from “male/female” to “internal/external” and they finally did. She brought it up at every single staff meeting until it was fixed.

That’s how you ally.

taste-0f-your-lips-deactivated2

but male/female is your sex??? like it’s literally fact, why bother changing it??

0hour

Ignorance, on my post? It could happen to you.

1. “Male/female” is not the same as “penis/vagina”. Some men have vaginas. Some women have penises. Some people have neither, or both!

2. Contraception should be accessible and worry free for everyone. Cis, trans, intersex… all bodies. We need to remove all physical and mental barriers from education and access to healthcare.

3. Internal condoms can be used for anal sex. Anal sex can be enjoyed by all bodies.

4. External condoms are a great way to share sex toys and/or keep them clean. (make sure the material of the toy and the material of the condom are compatible). Sex toys can be enjoyed by all bodies.

5. Toxic masculinity is a thing. Don’t stop a dudebro from safe sex because god forbid he needs a product labeled for females. They can’t even buy shampoo unless it’s labeled for men, you think they want to buy “female” condoms in order to have safer sex?

just-another-cat-blog

pride month!!!

lemonsharks

Is that a miette?

jeanjauthor

Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!

lost-and-cursed

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

anthrophobixx

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

hypnosispkmn

In light of recent events (my main got a pkmn related hit post ppl see the butch brock vision)

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

twiststreet

"The Fencing World Championships will introduce the "Sword Tip Visualization System." This system was developed by Japanese engineers, used at the Tokyo Olympics, and can track and display the sword tip's movement trajectory without any markers." (X)

skaraptor

AO3 should have an Annotation Mode where you can click to view all of the author's commentary and thoughts about certain parts of the work. A little comment that says "I spent five hours researching vintage radio mechanics for this and didn't even end up using it" or "this is an ancient Hebrew literary technique!" would make my day

angel-fruitcake

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

aflo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

aflo