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69 (2) Masterlist

part one

30 Day’s of NSFW: Day 14 (ao3) - yiffandquiff (princesslexi763)

Summary: It’s 30 Day’s (or close enough) of nsfw topics and subjects written into little one shots!

Going Down So Deep, The River’s Going to Weep (ao3) - t_hens

Summary: Dan’s wet for democracy

Head Over Heels (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan and phil help each other unwind after their london show

I’ll Stop the World and Melt With You (ao3) - imnotinclinedtomaturity

Summary: Dan and Phil have been on their second world tour for just over a month and it’s been wonderful so far. They finally have a free day, and Dan only wants to spend time in their hotel room with Phil. Phil, on the other hand, is determined to help Dan experience Amsterdam right.

In and Out (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: Sex. It’s one of the three things in life that make Dan happy.

Mornings Like This (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: Dan and Phil have morning sex in their hotel room.

{Phan} - 30 Day Smut Challenge: Day 14 (wattpad) - aspiringspacekid

Phan- 30 Day Smut Challenge: Day 14 (wattpad) - cruisin-like-nemo

Sixty Nine (ao3) - wekingsandprettythings

Summary: They’re too tired for sex, so they settle for the next best thing. That is till Phil gets desperate to fuck him.

What Phil Wants (ao3) - spring_haze

Summary: Phil is relieved to discover that Dan understands his new kink. The men engage in a little sexual role play one day after Dan learns that his boyfriend has been watching him practice yoga in their home.

bsualqeen

*mornings like this & in and out are the same link

* head over heels has been deleted

danandphilnews

bsualqeen

The panel is full of 20 something year olds then there is just phil. A tol 5 year old

teathattast

bsualqeen

WHY DO YALLS BE SPEANDING SO MUCH TIME ON OLIVE GARDEN????!?1!

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i now have all canon urls and I’M SO HAPPY 🤧

i could cry cuz this was my lifetime tumblr goal

bsualqeen

You’re under my skin Gallagher, what can I do?

king-kactus-blog

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Thoughts on people saying “ok boomer” is a form of ageism and almost as bad as a homophobic slur? Many are genuinely pissed at Dan.

i’m really not interesting in partaking in this discourse because it’s hogwash but in short: not even comparable and anyone that thinks it is is daft

no more asks about this please thx

bsualqeen

Why is it that they are Allowed to call us ‘fags’ or ‘snowflakes’ and it’s okay but we call them ‘boomers’ and it’s all of a sudden ‘offensive’? ? A genuine question that I can’t seem to get an answer for.

dnpextra

i find it incredibly fascinating that people latch onto dan's use of past tense describing his and phil's relationship in 2009 to prove they broke up, and completely ignore that the part about companions through life and actual soulmates was in present tense

mothcomrade-deactivated20251025

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

bsualqeen

Raspberry, watermelon, coconut, strawberry, grapes.

womenruntheworld

Works of art. I will print and frame these.

damnedifyoudeeohh-deactivated20

A male coworker (a doctor, no less), who I know pretty well but is not a close friend, came up to me when I was pregnant and put his hand on my belly. Once he removed it and stepped back, I placed MY hand on HIS stomach, and stared him uncomfortably in the eyes. “How does this feel to you? Is this weird to you?” Apparently it was, because he apologized profusely for 2 months, and when his cousin came to the US to visit and came to the office, the first thing she asked him was, “Is this the pregnant woman you awkwardly laid your hand on?”