☀️ Hot & sweaty? Might be a summer in the 80s. Either that or the respectable single dad is looking at the college freshmen very disrespectfully.
BOY NEXT DOOR is a 4,700 word c!m/t!m story that brings "cheesy 80s porno recorded directly from the TV" into word form.
You can grab it on itch.io RIGHT NOW in both PDF and EPUB, or, if you'd rather wait, on B&N, Kobo, and wherever else you get your ebooks (except AMZN) starting on the 26th of this month!
It's the summer following Mike's first year of college, and he's back in his small town of Dillon, Montana. After a failed attempt at working as a pizza delivery boy, he resigns himself to taking odd jobs that pay him under the table and pay him well, the locals more than happy to open up their wallets. One said local is Mr. Bill Kade: single father, pillar of the community, and Mike's former boss.
Every other Sunday, Bill hires Mike to mow his lawn, water his garden, and, most importantly, clean out his gutters.
BOY NEXT DOOR is a gay erotic short that brings "cheesy 80s porno recorded directly from the TV" in word form.
Fellow authors: Cursed Morsels opens tomorrow (March 7th through March 21st) for submissions for their upcoming zines!
It's open to all writers who write horror and weird fiction, as well as poetry and nonfiction so long as it sticks to the themes. Max word count is 500 and they pay 0.10c per word.
You can go over their submission guidelines on their site.
Note: I am in no way affiliated with Cursed Morsels. I just know a lot of folks aren't on BlueSky and I wanted to spread the word because they're a real neat indie press.
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Issue #11: Liminal Workplaces (Weird fiction, nonfiction, and poetry). 500 words max.
Issue #12: Endlings (fiction, nonfiction, and poetry about the last living individual of a species). 500 words max.
Issue #13: Strange Entries in the Guinness Book of World Records. 500 words max.
Issue #14: Inside Thoughts (horror and Weird fiction, nonfiction, and poetry about the “inside thoughts” we experience during times of apocalyptic capitalism and fascism, thoughts too taboo or dangerous to share out loud or online). 500 words max.
Issue #15: Sexy Ghosts (fiction, nonfiction, and poetry). 500 words max.
Special Issue for Shaky Pictures of Vanished Faces: Family Legends (horror/Weird fiction and nonfiction). 500 words max. This special zine will be co-edited by D. Matthew Urban.
Set long before the events of Profane Sacrament, a strange teenage boy stumbles into a church in search of sanctuary. While the sole nun who tends to the grounds at that late hour washes his blood-soaked feet, the boy confesses the atrocities done to him—and the swift retribution enacted by his own hand.
His Divine Commandment is a short 2,000 word horror story written in stage play format. You can get the pdf for a whole FREE on itch.io; heed the content warnings though.
New Book Launching on Kickstarter on January 15th!
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It is time! If you have enjoyed my disaster content over the years, this one is for you.
Lie Down in the Ashes is a Young Adult novel that will also appeal to adult readers. It is a standalone short novel (bit more than a novella, bit less than a standard novel) and the first in the Little Disaster Books collection. It is also an epistolary story, told partially through radio calls, 911 calls, and social media posts in addition to regular prose.
This campaign will fund a special edition of the book that will have lots of great features including a dust jacket with foiling to make the flames shimmer, a printed case with spot gloss, printed endpapers, a double-sided ribbon bookmark that is red on one side and yellow on the other, and printed edges.
You can check out the first two chapters of Lie Down in the Ashes for free on my website!
Lie Down in the Ashes is the first book in my new Little Disaster Books collection. Little Disaster Books are short, standalone novels each featuring a different disaster, lots of queer characters, a focus on hope, and endings that don’t stop with the rescue, because sometimes the hardest part to survive is the after.
I am an author and illustrator who lives in Colorado who works as a wildland fire dispatcher, and I am in the process of applying to do a PhD in emergency management, so I have worked very hard to make this an accurate look at what it’s like to go through a disaster like this.
Everything in my back catalogue of 18+ shorts is currently on sale over on itch. Every story is minimum 5k words (with a couple of the longest punching in at over 8k), with gorgeous cover art by the sausage king of indie erotica @taylor-titmouse!
Looking for weird sweaty sci-fi? Transbian romance? Leatherplay gender afirmation? Sloppy gooey sex comedy? Somno? Femdom? Monsterfucking? There's something for everyone (and if there isn't yet, watch this space for more each month!)
All back catalogue stories are reduced to $2.49
Grab a 'season bundle' of three for just $7
Or pick up the full archive of 9 past stories for $20!
i know there's been some serious radio silence around here, but i swear i'm working on a little something that's dropping during the first week of January.
is it horrifically vanilla? yes. it is the most booktok adjacent thing i've ever written and i am not proud of it, but it exists now. i can't wait to publish it and give people incorrect assumptions about the kind of stuff i write.
as for book 2 of The Bacchant Five.... i've got nothing. i hope to actually write it in 2025 but i can make no promises.
The name is Ambrose Hearst (or Bt. Hearst). I'm a 30something-yo author of horror, erotica, and the occasional science fiction; all of it is always queer and aggressively transgender.
My brain? Not great. My pain? Chronic. My cat? On my desk, swatting the cursor.
I've been writing fanfiction for over 20 years, and original fiction for over 10. Bt. Hearst is the pen name I use for all my self-pub stuff because the AuDHD likes to keep control of my more genuine, raw, and freaknasty work. ✨
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☆ Where to buy my books: ☆
itch.io ★ amazon ★ smashwords (coming soon)
This is a sideblog, so what all I can do is severely limited.
—for spooky scary... spice? Well, of course! Why PROFANE SACRAMENT might be for you, speedrun edition, any percent.
🩸 Set in an alternate 19th century England
🩸 A mysterious yet oddly charming baronet
🩸 A tired textile merchant locked in a loveless marriage
🩸 The gothic ingenue is a young man with a candelabra
🩸 who also happens to be a trans man.
🩸 Homoerotic piano concerts in a dimly lit parlor
🩸 There Is Something Fucked Up In the Manor
🩸 The Grounds Are Also Fucked Up
🩸 A secret society of queer folks that dates back to the 17th century
🩸 Male witches, ritual orgies, sex magic
🩸 The Villain Is Right
🩸 The sexy beginnings of a Corruption Arc
🩸 Moon's haunted. Take my word for it.
🩸 The vibes? CRIMSON PEAK meets BLOODBORNE. But gay. It's so gay. Also trans. There's an NB character in here, too.
🩸 Part one of a five part series, each one focusing on a particularly ghastly villain who isn't entirely wrong and is so sexy about it.
PROFANE SACRAMENT is currently on sale throughout the month of October! What a better way to celebrate the best season? Grab the ebook, or grab the paperback, and settle in for a hot treat. 🦇🎃
—for spooky scary... spice? Well, of course! Why PROFANE SACRAMENT might be for you, speedrun edition, any percent.
🩸 Set in an alternate 19th century England
🩸 A mysterious yet oddly charming baronet
🩸 A tired textile merchant locked in a loveless marriage
🩸 The gothic ingenue is a young man with a candelabra
🩸 who also happens to be a trans man.
🩸 Homoerotic piano concerts in a dimly lit parlor
🩸 There Is Something Fucked Up In the Manor
🩸 The Grounds Are Also Fucked Up
🩸 A secret society of queer folks that dates back to the 17th century
🩸 Male witches, ritual orgies, sex magic
🩸 The Villain Is Right
🩸 The sexy beginnings of a Corruption Arc
🩸 Moon's haunted. Take my word for it.
🩸 The vibes? CRIMSON PEAK meets BLOODBORNE. But gay. It's so gay. Also trans. There's an NB character in here, too.
🩸 Part one of a five part series, each one focusing on a particularly ghastly villain who isn't entirely wrong and is so sexy about it.
PROFANE SACRAMENT is currently on sale throughout the month of October! What a better way to celebrate the best season? Grab the ebook, or grab the paperback, and settle in for a hot treat. 🦇🎃
Following the untimely death of his father, Henry Beckwith unwittingly inherits the family business at his mother’s behest. Forced to serve and mingle with the London elite, Henry enters a cold and loveless marriage of convenience in order to uphold the Beckwith family’s newfound societal status.
One day he receives an invitation. Sir Thomas Hadleigh, a young and mysterious baronet whose reputation for the dark and the unusual precedes him, requests Henry’s services for an upcoming party. Curious and desperate for time away from his family, Henry accepts the offer.
What unravels within the accursed walls of Bewcastle Hall is a courtship fueled by forbidden desires, unholy rituals held by a secret society for the queer and the outcasts, and the promise that pleasure and self-fulfillment need not only be found in darkness.
PROFANE SACRAMENT is a 22,000 word M/M erotic horror set in an alternate Victorian England.
You can grab the ebook (for FREE if you're a Kindle Unlimited user!) and paperback on the only website as evil as the romantic lead in this series about romancing the villains (aka Amaz0n).
