The B-to-the-D List

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[btothed]

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[henk-heijmans]

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

[clementiens]

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

[btothed]

Somewhere, Zach Braff is salivating like it’s 2004.

[neon-wonderlands]

[xanaxfarts]

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

[btothed]

Hey, long time no see - what did I miss?! So I got to see some actual real life Bob Ross paintings in person last weekend!

[catchymemes]

[btothed]

But I don’t see a notebook. Only a mousepad.

*shimmies*

[btothed]

We don’t even own a fucking Toyota…

[btothed]

I waited a lifetime to be able to torture a wrong number text like this … it’s the moment I was born for.

[btothed]

Making a pop culture reference from the 90s at work to confused looks because they weren’t born yet…

[btothed]

Freddy’s bangs: a dream look or a nightmare?

[horrorsoflife]

[btothed]

Season 100

[trek-tracks]

Why does this in all seriousness look like the poster for a comedy where an environmentalist activist hermit targets a rich asshole’s yacht club party and then it turns out they’re actually long-lost twins

[btothed]

One was raised as a tree hugger.

The other, believing money grew on trees.

But could it be that they actually share branches on the same family tree?

[btothed]

Starting the disheveled 90s Nick Nolte era look of my life!

[btothed]

25 years ago today, Chris Farley died. A couple days later, this autographed photo arrived in the mail. Weeks earlier, a then-19-year-old Bruce had written a letter asking for an autographed photo. His reps must have sent this a day or so prior to his death for this to arrive when it did.

[horrorsoflife]

Artist Bill Walko

[myelvisdiary]

70s e ;)

[gameraboy2]

1974 Acme Denim Boots ad

[btothed]

2023’s gonna be my year.