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I still find dick jokes hilarious. By that, I of course mean detective jokes. Why? Oh, and you can also find me on the Twitter as @BtotheD. Follow @BtotheD var sc_project=5052210; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="aa5486d4"; var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-20736740-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#16 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

henk-heijmans

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

clementiens

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

btothed

Somewhere, Zach Braff is salivating like it’s 2004.

neon-wonderlands

xanaxfarts

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

Hey, long time no see - what did I miss?! So I got to see some actual real life Bob Ross paintings in person last weekend!

#bob ross

catchymemes

btothed

But I don’t see a notebook. Only a mousepad.

*shimmies*

We don’t even own a fucking Toyota…

I waited a lifetime to be able to torture a wrong number text like this … it’s the moment I was born for.

Making a pop culture reference from the 90s at work to confused looks because they weren’t born yet…

Freddy’s bangs: a dream look or a nightmare?

horrorsoflife

btothed

Season 100

trek-tracks

Why does this in all seriousness look like the poster for a comedy where an environmentalist activist hermit targets a rich asshole’s yacht club party and then it turns out they’re actually long-lost twins

btothed

One was raised as a tree hugger.

The other, believing money grew on trees.

But could it be that they actually share branches on the same family tree?

Starting the disheveled 90s Nick Nolte era look of my life!

25 years ago today, Chris Farley died. A couple days later, this autographed photo arrived in the mail. Weeks earlier, a then-19-year-old Bruce had written a letter asking for an autographed photo. His reps must have sent this a day or so prior to his death for this to arrive when it did.