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hoseok: if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like a trash can would.

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taehyung: if i punch myself and it hurts am i considered weak or strong? Jimin: strong! jungkook: weak! yoongi: an idiot.

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yoongi: uh what are u doing?

jungkook: stargazing

yoongi: those are just pictures of namjoon on the ceiling

jungkook: the stars are extra beautiful tonight

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jungkook: what’s it called when you kill a friend

jungkook: homiecide

namjoon: it’s murder.

jungkook: homiecide

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yoongi: nothing in life is free.

jungkook: everything in life is free if you take it without paying.

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[jimin typing in bts’ group chat]

jimin: the first one to reply is gat!

jimin: gay*

jimin: wait..

#bts butter #jimin fanfic #bts incorrect qoutes #jimin smut #bts in the soop #bts qoutes #k-pop quotes #k-pop incorrect quotes

namjoon: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

jungkook: a math book.

#butter #bts incorrect qoutes #jungkook #namjoon #jungkook smut #namjoon smut #kpop scenarios #kpop incorrect qoutes

jin: i gave bang pd a “get better soon” card.

namjoon: that’s oddly nice of you.

jin: he wasn’t sick i just thought he should do better.

#bts incorrect qoutes #kpop incorrect quotes #namjoon #seokjin #yoongi #hoseok #jimin #taehyung #jungkook #bts army #yoongi smut #jin smut #this totally has nothing to do with them changing their iconic intro ahaha

jungkook: guess what i’m gonna get on?

jin: on my nerves?

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namjoon: what’s worse than heartbreaks?

jungkook: realizing dragons can’t blow out their candles.

namjoon:

namjoon: bro..

yoongi: it’s pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? we should stay close.

hoseok: [blushing] okay.

seokjin: it’s summer.

jimin: talk dirty to me.

taehyung: if i had eight limbs like an octopus i’d touch you with all of them.

jimin: ...okay try again.

jimin: isn’t it too hot to be wearing a leather jacket?

jungkook sweating profusely: i look rad.

jimin: you look sick.

jungkook having a heat stroke: yeah, sick as hell.

taehyung: are you asleep?

yoongi: no, i’m rehearsing death.

seokjin: what did the couch say to the couch on the other side of the room?

jungkook: what?

seokjin: we’re sofa apart LOLL

jungkook: and i’m sofa-king done.

namjoon: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.

jungkook swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.

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