Incorrect BTS Quotes

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DNA HIT 800 M AAAAAAHHHH

AHHHHH YES YES YES YES 🙌

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Not a question. But your profile made me so happy lmaoooo :'( Laughed until I literally cried. Thank you so much!💕

Thank you!! I’m so happy to hear that!! ❤️

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yo, your blog is freaking gold man, bless you 👌👌👌

AHHHHHH bless I love you man ❤️✨

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“You know I love you more when you’re cold and heartless.”

Jimin to Yoongi probably

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Jimin: are you…. flirting with me?!

Yoongi: I have been since the first time we met but thanks for noticing

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Taehyung: hey Yoongi! What’s your favourite colour?

Yoongi: Jimin

Jimin: wait what was the question again?

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Tae: you wanna bang?

Jungkook:

Tae: ….hang! I mean hang! Stupid autocorrect

Jungkook: tae this is a verbal conversation

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Jungkook’s caller IDs

Jimin: Side Hoe

Taehyung: Main hoe

Jin: Mother Goose

Namjoon: Papa Bird

Hoseok: side side hoe

Suga: side side hoe’s hoe

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Jimin: anyone got shaving cream?

Taehyung: nope, It doesn’t taste good

Jimin: oh ok- wait you ate shaving cream?!

Taehyung: no, why would I eat it if it doesn’t taste good?

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Yoongi: yesterday I accidentally stabbed Hoseok in the leg and I couldn’t decide on saying ‘I’m so fucking sorry’ or ‘are you fucking okay’

Yoongi: so I panicked and yelled ‘aRE YOU FUCKING SORRY’

Yoongi: he’s still crying in the bathroom

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Jungkook: stob it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?

Namjoon: ….

Jungkook: …what?

Namjoon: hang on. I’m considering it

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Jin: sarcasm does not become you

Yoongi: maybe not but it does sustain me

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Jungkook: have I ever lied to you?!

Jimin: yes, many times

Jungkook: I mean today

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Jungkook: *sneezes*

Taehyung: I’d like to say God bless you but looks like he already did

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Taehyung: Jin Hyung, what’s a blowjob?

Jin: uHhhh… Taehyungie it’s when a hairdresser blow dries a person’s wet hair!!

*Jungkook steps out of shower*

Taehyung: Jungkook, you’re wet, let me give you a blowjob!

Jin: *spits out tea*

Jungkook: well if you insist ;))

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Namjoon: I heard some idiot was fighting a squid at the docks today

Jungkook: *covered in ink* I dunno, maybe the squid was being a dick

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Oh wow!!! thanks for 5K!!

I am so grateful for you guys!!! Thank you all for 5K and happy new year!!!!!!