I Have No Life

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[torashii]

A comic about Eren who turned into a child by one of Hanji’s experiments [Part 2 + Extra]

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[torashii]

A comic about Eren who turned into a child by one of Hanji's experiments [Part 1]

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[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Incorrect Good Omens

Based on this post

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[honey-kookie]

Oh he’s just too dramatic for his own good really

[duskholland]

juicy july

following the success of 2016′s Smutty September, I bring you… JUICY JULY!

Juicy July is a month-long smut fest lasting for the entirety of July - that’s thirty-one days of smut! contrasting Smutty September, it’s a multifandom event, and in addition to me writing some of my familiar characters, I’ve branched out into new fandoms (more info on this later). this month has everything: rough smut, fluffy smut, sub!reader, AUs, complex plotlines, pwp…you name it, we’ve got it!

I’m so excited to share this with you guys! I’ve been working on it for months, so I really hope you’ll find something you enjoy :)

more info on scheduling, tagging, and specific fic details are below! please cum and enjoy the month with me… ;)

my askbox is HERE if you have any thoughts! 

(big big thanks to @jane-ofalltrades for making my groovy banner)

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[duskholland]

The Navy Suit (Dylan O’Brien smut)

Summary: After teasing you all night at his movie premiere, Dylan takes you home and rewards you.

Warnings: Thigh riding, fingering (fem receiving), edging, orgasm denial, dirty talk, MxF sex doggy style ;)

Word count: 3k

A/N: This exists because Dylan in that fucking navy suit has ruined my life. I just. I honestly canNOT LIVE ANYMORE. No words describe how hot he looks. I took one look at him and said ‘yes…it’s time to break out the thigh riding’ and so that’s exactly what I did ;)) 

one gif was not enough.

“We shouldn’t be doing this right now, Dyl,” you murmured, lips brushing against his earlobe. The hands anchored to your waist gave you a small squeeze, your boyfriend’s chuckle filling the air in front of you.

“You started it, babe,” he countered. His lips found your neck, leaving light kisses on the sensitive skin as you sucked in a deep breath. “Shouldn’t have teased me in the car. You knew we’d have to walk the carpet, but…” He trailed off, and you let out a soft shriek when his tongue lapped over the base of your neck. “Someone wanted to be a bad girl.”

Gulping, you reached up to swat his shoulder. When Dylan had dragged you from the carpet and into the movie theatre, he’d been quick to find a secluded corner. However, people were beginning to show up to watch the screening of his latest film, meaning it was no longer safe for you to be having your exchange in the corner.

“There are people,” you warned, watching as his eyes grew mischievous. His grip on your hips loosened before he grabbed your hand, tugging you off down a side corner.

When he came to a stop, you glanced at your surroundings. There was no one about, this part of the cinema apparently having been roped off for the premiere.

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[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[honey-kookie]

Namjoon: I heard some idiot was fighting a squid at the docks today

Jungkook: *covered in ink* I dunno, maybe the squid was being a dick

[gay-engineer]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

[ackersoul]

Levi Ackerman appreciation post (12/?) ep. 44

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[devil-delta-deactivated20190915]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!

[saltycorgie-deactivated20181006]

QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN

[hiraethoseok-deactivated2022061]

ITS ON MY DASH FUCK

[honey-kookie]

HAHAHAH OMG IT GOT BETTER

[weheartfandom]

[dailyjacklowden]

I don’t take myself seriously in the slightest, so it does amaze me that I’ve ended up being in all these very dark, sinister plays. But I love it because I’m lucky enough not to have that level of darkness in my life.

Happy 28th Birthday, Jack Andrew Lowden! Born 2nd June 1990 ♥

[incorrectdunkirk]

“I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

— Tommy

[incorrectdunkirk]

“When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”

— Alex

[incorrectdunkirk]

“Tommy please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ again.”

— Gibson

[snknews]

Official Art Collection: Unique Collaboration Visuals with Titans (Part 1)

Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Colossal Titan: Pizza Hut (June-July 2013)

Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Levi, Sasha, Colossal Titan: Lawson (July-August 2013)

Eren, Connie, Female Titan, Armored Titan, Colossal Titan: Japan Racing Assocation Part 1 (November 2013)

Everyone: Japan Racing Association Part 2 (December 2013)

Eren, Levi, Colossal Titan: Lotteria (March 2014)

Eren, Mikasa, Levi, Hanji, Colossal Titan: Schick (June 2014)

Eren, Jean, Mikasa, Levi, Colossal Titan: Lawson (August-September 2014)

Eren, Mikasa, Levi, Colossal Titan: Seibu Rail Line "Attack on Chichibu” (August-November 2014)

Eren, Attack Titan, Mikasa, Levi: Aqua Clara “Rehydration Corps” (February-March 2015)

Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Levi, Colossal Titan: 7-Eleven (May-June 2015)

Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Levi, Colossal Titan: Tokyo Skytree “Attack on Skytree” (April-July 2017)

Eren, Mikasa, Levi, Colossal Titan: Fuji-Q Highland (March-May 2018)

Eren, Mikasa, Levi, Colossal Titan: Nakau Fast Food “Cooking Corps” (June-July 2018)

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