Infinity

I'm Liza, the Chemistry Speed Demon, the Vending Machine of Sin, and the Most Dedicated Slut You Know.

[ex-riddlecats]

gay dads who i know are insane on the pta

[firefox-official]

you have to have sex with one of them

swedish chef (the muppets)

ray the firefly (princess and the frog)

pops (regular show)

mr. burns (the simpsons)

the count (sesame street)

chef skinner (ratatouille)

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

[firefox-official]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[red-mercer]

Great job team hit the showers

[cherryhub-remade]

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[meerschweinchen-archive]

the problem is that everything is really interesting. it would be far easier if only a few specific things were interesting

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

[geniusoflove]

thinking abt how im definitely someones cringe mutual ❤️ please dont go

[r0zeclawz]

Hey there! We noticed you've been using an AD blocker. Ummm we thought that was kinda hot tbh do you wanna go out

[ryebreadgf]

i hate to be this person because i used to roll my eyes at people who told me this but finally making myself go through uncomfortable situations for the possibility of joy has resulted in me being happier than i ever could have imagined being. i do think that you should always listen to yourself but i prevented my own happiness for a long time by not knowing how to tell intuition from overthinking and being too afraid and sticking to negative what if’s when i should have been sticking to positive what if’s. not every venture outside your comfort zone will result in some revelation that moves the earth under your feet but the probablilty of it is zero if you never venture out

[nandorfucks]

my only wish is that once guillermo does turn into a vampire he becomes just as stupid as the rest of them I think being an absolute idiot just comes with the vampire curse

[mysticsybil]

See, I haven't seen wwdits and read this and just sort of automatically thought you meant Guillermo del Toro and was like yeah that tracks

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[foxgirlofficial]

YOU got into the afterlife because Anubis weighed your soul against a feather

*I* got in because I gave that jackal cunt some sloppy

[spectrologie-deactivated2023041]

Greenland // Freddie Christensen

[potatofacts]

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

[potato]

what

[small-potato]

what

[grecoromanyaoi]

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho