Make yourself at home

he/him, 18+, 29, you can call me Jo, icon made at: https://picrew.me/image_maker/98926

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

fish-form besamim (Havdalah spice container) made in Vienna, Austria circa 1813. from the collection of the metropolitan museum of art

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[seat-safety-switch]

Nowadays, cities are big advocates for public transit. And that's basically it. Advocacy is free, and actually making trains and buses run on time costs a bunch of money. We don't have any money to spare, because we gave it all to some guy who swore that he was going to manufacture knock-off lawn gnomes here. That'd create, like, fifty jobs, painting the little gnome faces and their razor-sharp teeth.

Indeed, public transit makes a lot of sense as an investment. People need to get somewhere, and making it easier to get a bunch of people where they want to go, quickly, can only be a good thing. That is, unless you live in the soap opera universe, where getting somewhere quicker means that you are more likely to catch your significant other cheating on you with your identical evil twin. You expected me to be stuck in traffic, Sofia? Like a peasant? Efficient, frequent, and convenient mass transit has put the lie to your antiquated concept of congestion, just as it has to this marriage!

We know, of course, of the opposition to public transit. Used car dealerships wield a shocking amount of power in municipal government. They'd rather destroy civilization than be told that they can't sell you a 320,000-mile 2001 Neon for $11500 (with extra finance charges.) How dare they mess with our kids' ability to get on a maglev bullet train that takes them to work in nanoseconds.

That's why I'm running for office. I already know that used car dealerships are run by evil bastards who mark up the price of beaters. Under my administration, I will not listen to them out of principle, just as you wouldn't listen to a high-strung businessman's pressure group called the United Puppy Grinders. And I'll force through that public transit, because it's the only way to get the rest of you jerks off my roads. See you on the train after I blow the head gasket on my Reliant for the third time this year and have to get home.

[reactionimagesdaily]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

How dare you say we wanna eat someone from the inside. Cannibalism is wrong

[roscolux]

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

[yuumei-art]

It's wild blueberry season in Sweden and I've been picking and eating my fill everyday from the forest behind my house! The entire forest floor is covered in wild blueberry bushes and the tangy taste is so cosmic, I had to paint them✨ Photos of the berries I picked!

Painting process~

[angelfagz]

blunt force feminization

[edith-is-dead]

[saphig-iawn]

Overwhelming force feminization

[nicostiel]

[wicktalks]

lauraryder // of age - the frights // damaged goods - the narcissist cookbook // fat funny friend - maddie zahm // black box warning - leanna firestone // cough it out - the front bottoms // mellowmash33 // the ramblings of a lunatic - bears in trees // prologue - chase petra // fiona apple // critical role - sam riegel // conversations with friends - sally rooney // on lonliness - dante émile

[unexplained-events]

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these  silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.

It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.

[gnars-house]

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[treecitysessions]

You ever make friends so good you start to realize most of the people closest to you have been undercover operatives sent by the devil to ruin your life