@ the terrified old couple that had to pass me, holding disembodied mannequin arms, to get in the mall : Sorry
@ THE EXTREMELY EXCITED MILLENIAL WJO RAN UP TO ME AND WENT “ID ASK IF YOU NEED A HAND BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH” : THANK YOU

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@bubblingz
@ the terrified old couple that had to pass me, holding disembodied mannequin arms, to get in the mall : Sorry
@ THE EXTREMELY EXCITED MILLENIAL WJO RAN UP TO ME AND WENT “ID ASK IF YOU NEED A HAND BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH” : THANK YOU
The most awkward part about having a child is the fact that you are announcing to the world that you had unprotected sex and that your friends and family celebrate it.
“congratulations you’re hired!”
“congratulations you’re approved!”
“congratulations you’re accepted!”
“congratulations you’re promoted!”
is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩
hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”
make sure your wife is plugged into a charger every night or bring a portable wife charger with you on long trips
professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?
me:
it’s 3am and u see this in the corner of ur room:
wyd
Its 3am, why am I not seeing Freddie in a skirt and heels in the corner of my room?
Reblog for Freddie to be at 3 am in the corner of you room like that
despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat
Me: hmm I look slightly att…
My dysphoria: …
Me: …
My dysphoria: SAY IT BITCH
Me: slightly attractive
My dysphoria:
i think the scariest thing is that i physically can’t eat like a normal person. I’m either eating way too much or way too little. There is no “normal” anymore.
Xxxtentacion May have gotten shot but honestly Britney went through so much more hard times
I AM DECEASED 😭😭
for the love of god UNMUTE this
SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀
Magnetic ball in magnetic putty
me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night
catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
Sunflowers painted with Dr Ph Martin’s Hydrus Liquid watercolours, on Bamboo mixed media paper. Special thanks to Cee-Roo for letting me use his track “I’m So Happy” :)
when they added the yellow i just about started crying
Nothing can’t be fixed with a good cup of coffee ☕️