#onlyfiends

[snkts]

*bamfs into his room* Kurt vc do you think pigeons dream

Logan sits bolt upright with a growl, whipping his pillow in Kurt's direction.

"ELF! The fuck did I say about poppin' up in my room?!"

[dxrkeyes]

@onlyfiends doubled down 🂡 — ! Noelle vc do yo' t'ink maple syrup would go good wit' beignet ( <- shit eating grin )

Grabs Noelle’s face, “Petite, imma need ya ta stay true t’ y’self an’ not absorb dis garbage.”

[psionicburst]

this is Kurt's official application to babysit the Storm-Richards kids.

Qualifications: teleportation. kids love him. nocturnal. unbothered by chaos. patience of a goddamn saint. tail = third arm.

“ MY, MY, LOOK at all of those qualifications! we've gone through a plethora of nannies within our time, but you may be the most qualified one yet! i'd have to discuss with reed first... hey, @headqurters? what do you think about another babysitter? ”

[bubblybiter]

He evaded no taxes!

He made no income on that lemonade stand! It was free! Goodwill to the people!

Jeff is an innocent shark! This is slander!

That is an imposter!

[bonusdamage]

( disgruntled maid elsa noises )

“ LOOK ALIVE, ELSA! it's less pouting, more nyaa ! put your back into it! ”

[coinicear]

Can jeffy have a kiss 🥺

EVERYONE GETS A KISS ! ( accepting )

kelsey grins widely behind her mask as the large shark bounds over to her . she kneels down to his level, her arms wrapping around him gleefully . " who's a good boy ? nae, who's the bestest boy ? " she coos, her scottish accent watered down a bit as she puts on a baby voice .

she lets him wiggle around freely in her hold before she lifts her mask high enough to plant a big kiss on the top of his head . " oh, how i've missed you ~ how 'ave ya been holdin' up, bubba ? "

[lunaetis]

yo how the fuck did saber get here ??

unprompted. || always accepting

─「エデン」─  " do you wanna join ? there's plenty of room. "

[lionheartd-a]

there's no witty starter. here's jeff. 🦈 💤