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[enrique262]

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

[knightrepentant]

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

[enrique262]

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

[lisasimpsonwannabe]

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

[nb-tomfool]

This is from an unaired X-Files episode and you cants tell me any different

[why-i-love-comics]

Flash Comics #13 - “The Creeps” (1941)

written by John B. Wentworth art by Stan Aschmeier

[katedrawscomics]

i could live a hundred years and i’ll never write comic dialogue this good

[storyop1]

https://instagram.com/p/BVYmx2Ggvqm/

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

anyone have any got damn idea whats goin on?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[skookumthesamoyed]

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[destinysfosterchild]

this is the best doge

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[deathgripsforcutie]

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[disgustinghuman]

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

this makes me happy

[earthdad]

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over

[gifsboom]

[as-warm-as-choco]

I am more into the idea of watching the new Jungle Book film without any of the CGI. (X) Like, just look:

[wokkienokkie]

[em-ily-grace-deactivated2020072]

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

[effington]

Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

[naturepunk]

“It’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in.” 

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Minnesota high school student delivers jaw-dropping speech about rape culture and women. 

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[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

*reads all of this in Linda Belcher’s voice*

[pleatedjeans]

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