30, flirty, and thriving

Just kidding. I am none of those things. 

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[c3rvida3]

I love that ".horse" is a website extension. I think about it constantly.

[c3rvida3]

And, like, nobody wants to use .horse so pretty much everything is available under it.

[c3rvida3]

The possibilities are simply endless.

[c3rvida3]

My cool new website where I review horse games... right at my fingertips...

[c3rvida3]

I'm sorry ass.horse costs how much?

[c3rvida3]

TWENTY-FIVE HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS?

[alarmist-nonsense]

[darkarfs]

and get a load of the interface

have fun, everyone!

[romcommunist]

wish the stock market was about tasty soups and stews instead of whatever fantasy land nonsense it actually is about

[hungwy]

i have seen catgirls in real life.

[juniper-abaddon]

where

[hungwy]

haha yeah ok, heres all the catgirl locations i know. heres bigfoots cell number to top it off. get lost buddy, i will never reveal where catgirls are.

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[rottingfacade]

[helloitsbees]

this post has EVERYTHING

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[rainbow-femme]

[spokenitalics]

bc of all this mess in dc i haven't been able to even begin to process the hilarious possibility that kanye west did indeed fuck jeffrey star

[fancyladssnacks]

[cactusdodes]

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

[cactusdodes]

sexy

[friday-undertones]

[fireladybuckley]

The context:  Crabs and crab-like body plans have evolved independently (convergently) at least 5 times in earth’s history.  This is called carcinisation.

[neofelis----nebulosa]

Nobody:

Evolution:

[cephalophor]

[knightsideman]

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

[cephalophor]

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

[calcinator]

Seems a bit unfair to single out the funny ladies making a joke on tiktok for sexualizing nuns when porn and the spirit halloween store exist. 

[otherwindow]

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

[wedding-shemp]

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

[english-history-trip]

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

[wodenswolf-deactivated20160602]

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

[loveireandblog]

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my absolute favorite thing about hannibal lector is that hes 1% actually scary and violent and 99% just a mean little bitch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

STOP

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Hannibal Characters + Text Posts (again)

[panicatthewafflehause]

Somebody’s grandma is sick of the bullshit lol