Bucketmixtape

I have a playlist with a bucket as the cover and someone stole bucketplaylist but mixtape is cooler anyway

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normalize using boomer names like dear, honey, and love for your s/o

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We should use medieval pet names like

Hertis Rote, Sweeting, Ding-Ding!!! Mamtam, Culver, Heart’s Gleam, Lambkin, Chuck

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i really really wish i could just be a cat

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if i ever have triplets:

i’ll cry because i actually hate kids and having 3 at a time would drive me mad

names:

Automatic

Systematic

Hydromatic

BONUS: gender neutral

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IM IN LOVE, IM IN LOVE, AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT

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Oh my god no way me too

I’ll tell you who I’m in love with if you tell me who you are

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back in my elementary school there was a girl who’s birthday was on the leap day, and when it was her birthday they did like this huge ceremony and everyone was like “happy second birthday” when she was like literally 8

why the fuck did we do that

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soon enough

we’re all just gonna turn into crabs

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It’s either evolve to crab or return to monkey

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Man Elevator Fight Club really made a 10/10 album and said yep that’s good enough and split up

It would be funny if it didn’t hurt there’s not more

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oh mug

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Oh mug!

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date idea: go to a park (key this park must have ducks for the date to work) and take all the ducks. just whoever can collect the most ducks at a time wins and then you get to go home with a bunch of ducks. bonus points if you’re able to hold like over 5 at a time, idk feel like that’s impressive

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Why stop at ducks? Why not collect as many living beings as possible

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CHRISTMAS

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Babe it’s in two months still

Doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy setting up for it with you though

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I HAVE A CRUSH

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Oh my god I’ll tell you my crush if you tell me yours

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Oh my god I have a crush on you too no way

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OMG now i’ve got ha boyfriend, HE can not all my posts for me

sweet!

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It’s true I’m the boyfriend noting the posts

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I HAVE A CRUSH

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Oh my god I’ll tell you my crush if you tell me yours

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mixtape is way cooler

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Oh mug so much cooler it sounds so mature

Although I say that as if I’m mature in anyway