[cybermanes]

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

[bettedavisgf]

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[aerinfrankellove]

Divided by country (pwhl team) united by grief (royal tiger towel paper towel power play)

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats