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Send “Almanac” to hear a random fact my muse knows
Be it something ridiculous, scary or just plain disturbing that they know that.
Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult like call me a pretty boy Call me a pretty boy right now I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
some metropolis central headcanons discussed in the chat:
metro cental has an industrial district with factories
they make paper in bulk out of reeds that are farmed along the river, paper made from wood pulp is imported and expensive
reed farmers fish a few bodies out of the river every year
transportalizer technology was brought from prospit/derse and set up fairly early into the city’s development, so the new skaian society was able to rely on trade for materials and technology they couldn’t produce easily
metro central traded a lot with earth and earth-like cultures, which is why earth culture things are so prevalent now
these days they trade mostly for luxuries and have largely become self-sufficient
they also scavenged in troll ruins early on
metropolis central was built on top of above-ground troll structures that had been partially destroyed and weathered, but made for a good base
the above-ground troll structures connect to an enormous network of below-ground troll structures, spanning underneath the whole city
it was likely a communal lowblood hive
the underground network is extremely dangerous because of some tunnels collapsing, flooding, and troll traps, but many parts of it are still stable and safe enough to walk around in
those intact sections, having been sheltered from destruction by meteors, are a wealth of information about troll society and culture
archaeology is a thriving institution (skaians fucking love troll culture) and it is straight-up indiana jones trap dodging kind of work down there
some of the more intact and secluded sections make great hiding places, or escape tunnels
metropolis central literally has a criminal underground
What is your opinion on macaroni and cheese?
I think Macaroni and cheese is pretty great!
I'm not that kind of cop though, and i don't think that i ever want to be! So no, i'm not really going to go hanging onto any confiscated drugs to sell to other people, it would be illegal and wrong.
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http://buckingcrime.tumblr.com/post/137119334710/heaviest-brawler-buckingcrime-all-this-talk here!
I went with one of the new k-9 officers on their dogs first day today! The dog got over excited, slipped his leesh and came back carrying a halfpound brick of marujana.
It was pretty great except that we had no idea where he got it from..
Did i miss anything new?
Can I have it?
Um, no. no you can’t. Plus it’s already been taken care of,
… How did you manage to smoke that much marijuana that quickly?
Oh you know, i mean there were a few of us,
No, i’m kidding. I didn’t mean taken care of that way. Since we didn’t really have anway to track it back to the original owner we treated it the same as we would ‘disposed of drugs’, so it’s already out of my hands and taken away.
You got rid of it?? That’s. That’s such a waste.
Um, no? Keeping it would've been illegal, and i wouldn't have had any use for it,
@heaviest-brawler i see you reblogging all of those,
Hush, I’m jus’…Agreein’ wit’ them.
Aw. Thank you! You're really great yourself,
@heaviest-brawler i see you reblogging all of those,
"Too warm and soft like mashed potatoes"
Aww ,i like this one.
SHAME: 'i want to date the big buffs but i'm too much of a baby to bringnit up'
Um.
shame: m my dog eats better than most of my coworkers
I don't really see how this one isnsupposed to be a shame,
shame: refuses to share the mairrage iguanas
It's my job not too, it's illegal,
MmmmMMMMMmm do you love smogink that maraige iguana?
Um, we didn't smoke anythough,It was just a bad joke.
Who is marihuana?
It’s an illegal drug made out of a plant, it’s not a person.
OH! thank you.
Who is you? I’m Fuka!. Hello!
You’re welcome! I’m Sawbuck, it’s nice to meet you fuka! Are you one of Fin’s brothers?
Yes, Second little brother
So does that mean Fin’s back on five again?
Yes : (
Aww, at least he gets to see the rest of your family? I'm sorry you don't get to see him, If you need anything though, don't hesitate to ask!
Who is marihuana?
It’s an illegal drug made out of a plant, it’s not a person.
OH! thank you.
Who is you? I’m Fuka!. Hello!
You’re welcome! I’m Sawbuck, it’s nice to meet you fuka! Are you one of Fin’s brothers?
Yes, Second little brother
So does that mean Fin's back on five again?
Who is marihuana?
It’s an illegal drug made out of a plant, it’s not a person.
OH! thank you.
Who is you? I’m Fuka!. Hello!
You're welcome! I'm Sawbuck, it's nice to meet you fuka! Are you one of Fin's brothers?