Son of a bitch, what'd ya think blinkers are for?

Your name is Itchy. You are the first officer of the Fuzz, the fastest racer Metropolis Central Police Department has ever seen. You kinda hate wasting your talents on catching dumb drivers. [ mobsterswitch Dependent Itchy!]

[lesphotosdestephaniem]

[equipe]

Waka waka waka…  

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

Nobody can't Fucking drive today in this town

[sdzoo]

Cheetahs can accelerate to freeway speeds in just a few strides. Their bodies are uniquely designed to run very fast for fairly short distances, allowing them to catch prey that other big cats can’t get. A cheetah’s ability to run starts with its flexible spine, which allows the front legs to stretch far forward on each stride. Its claws are hard and sharp like cleats, giving the cat great traction when running. Photo by Mike Wilson

[chongotheartist]

Badass as hell

[iteamhelena]

oh, don’t mind me

[lalexicographe-blog]

My favourite multilingual joke (so far)

Have you heard that the French Merchant Navy have changed their motto? It’s now “To the water: it is the hour!”

(Tip: translate it into French, but think English…)

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

I used to eat spicy food all the time and now what the Heck body why are you being à pansy we talked about this

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

It's good seeing you out and about again.

THANK YOU CAPTAIN SNOW, I uh.... Needed to save up.

[thearchitectwwe-deactivated2020]

Battleground 2016

[sizvideos]

John Cena brings his meme to life by surprising fans

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

I can't believe nobody ever told me about John Cena i feel so betrayed guys how could you to this to me i'm so disappointed

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

THIS WHOLE PLACE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS CLEANING SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

[heaviest-brawler-deactivated202]

how about glitter lube?

Do ya think I want glitter ANYWHERE NEAR MY JUNK

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

..... tbh glitter lube is kinda great ok

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

I bet slick has those giant weird yaoi hands or something

[onetinyjackass-deactivated20170]

@its-shark-time @unusuallyanxious @sixoclockandtimetodie @heaviest-brawler @hedonistichearts @orangetrails @coldsteelse7en (i got his username wrong im so sorry ) @atrendyhost @shootingspade (this is my account but tagging just bc) @corpulentgentleman (also mine) @prodigiouspower @almazdroog @rustedseven @oneshadyhellhound @gapingstabwound @orangesideofthelaw @1rr1tabletraff1cregulator @flamesavvy @bombers-delight It begins. I’ll be tagging this as #thebiggestwhomp so you can follow the gory excitement!!

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

dawg why is my named tagged in that list

..... oh shit

WAIT HOLD ON OK I JUST READ THE THING WHO THE FUCK KILLED MY PARTNER

[gapingstabwound]

fuckin express an interest in shokushu one goddamn time and this is the shit that happens

fuck

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

u kinkshaming your own interests?

[gapingstabwound]

u being a fucking retard dumbass????????

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

AY I ain’t the one who clicked on hentai shit boy

[gapingstabwound]

FUCKING FUCK YOUR JUDGMENTAL MEAT AND POTATOES MILQUETOAST REAL WORLD INTERESTS

[1rr1tabletraff1cregulator-blog]

Aye man I got meat and buns and I’m pretty ok with that what’s your milquetoast damage?

REAL WORLD INTERESTS UHHHH?????I GOTTA LAUGH AT THAT BRAH I’M SORRY REAL WORLD INTERESTS