"Too sober for this shit."

Unemployed, broke, and dead to the world. Average black hippie trying to coast through life using technology. Still active these days. 

[kumagawa]

[plumkat]

[amanda-fior]

[sushinfood]

what are cats

[honey-whiskeys-kickin-deactivat]

Precious perfect animals

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[kikuzu]

[unclefather]

What’s going on in here

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

tag yourself. I’m the bro that jumped down the staircase

[squidyword]

im the plant on the floor

[monfevre-deactivated20180114]

I’m the gushers

[2000ish]

[ruinedchildhood]

Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii

[thenerdsaurus]

Deadpool Vol 4 #20 (2016)  //  Marvel Comics

“I was bitten by a sad radioactive clown”

Story: Gerry Duggan, art: Matteo Lolli  

Get the comics here

[superheroesincolor]

* From my regular blog, follow if you like at thenerdsaurus *

[superheroesincolor]

Don’t  hate on my man Deadpool until you read the rest.

[imots]

[mykicks]

I’m laughing so hard at this picture they’re using.

Bathed in shadow. Haunted by the past.

[fuckitthispic]

[sluicer]

[ovadrive]

[zappavolta]

[butteryplanet]

I think I could watch dust forever.

so I stayed at this cabin earlier this summer. one day I woke up at 5a.m. and saw the incredible light coming through the front door. I couldn’t just let it go and fall asleep again. I set my camera up, shook some old pillows and caught this beautiful second before the wind blew all of this out

[historicaltimes]

Trying to give himself a permanent high, Bart Huges drilled a hole in his fore head using a foot-operated electric dentist drill. Amsterdam, The Netherlands, 6 January 1965.

via reddit

Keep reading

[ohyeselifresh]

[bisexualwhovian-deactivated2016]

A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.

Nobody notices.

[magicalsapphic-deactivated20171]

A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar. It’s a queer bar. People there assume they are a straight couple and ask them to leave because umm :/ this is a safe space :/

[thehumorousace]

[grandpaq]

When you know ya mans story boutta be lit

“Aight so boom” “Maaaaaaannnn Listen” “My nigga, Tell me why…..”

[grandpaq]

“Nigga you aint going to beeleeee (not believe) dis shit hea boaaaa”

[nds-xcvi]

“bruUUUUHHH !” *stops whatever they doing and fake faint*

[grandpaq]

How could I forget about that one? Hit me with that & I’ll be holding on to every word you say like..

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

^^^

[clarknokent]

“NIIIIIIIGGA” *looks at you with the seriousness of a hostage negotiation* If they curse within the first 10 words" so I was Chillin, mindin my own muhtha fuckin business"

[twolox-deactivated20241104]

“BITCH, SO LEMIE TELL YOU…”