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Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@buddestspeed
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Okk
Arthur and Merlin God Designs
DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?
WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON) RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT 1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA. THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE! THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.
ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.
“CHRISTMAS” CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT. USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT.
THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT. THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.
NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE. THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.
RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.
TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.
FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.
YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING. TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.
WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”
Not gonna lie, I’m mostly reblogging this because reading it is so thoroughly enjoyable.
If every recipe was written this way, I’d be a goddamn master chef.
Reblog this or die.
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
the music
“let’s discuss the contradiction”
the overuse of the word “camera”
the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
“youre consciously making a conscious choice”
the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
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susano is a better person than most of ya’lls faves
Freya. Is still better.
Hachiman is the purest little shit
hachiman is a war god and therefore cannot be pure
Nox created death so I can’t say shit lol
She created a peaceful death spirit to guide lost souls hun, she’s literally so neutral
too bad most of the rest of her kids are ‘LETS GET FUCKIN MURDEROUS UP IN HERE UP IN HERE’ or sleeping
tag yourself i’m “sleeping”
Me: STRIFE WILL REIGN!!!!
Appt of the gods can be asses. Especially susano. If you guys read up on what he had done.
no shit of course i’m aware of that, he was an asshole when he was a younger.
except he felt BAD about it, which is a lot more than can be said for a ton of other deities who fuck up. so he fought to redeem himself against a multiheaded asshole snake when he’d had a majority of his godly power stripped and fucked up his sword doing it
anyway what was the point of this reply i just think you’re being an ass for the sake of being one
Calm down and stop making yourself look like a child. Smdh. Being an ass because I brought up how your fav god had been a dick before. Just bringing up fact that God’s can be huge assholes. Not saying “Oh my God you fucking idiots. Liking horrible gods and shit. What’s wrong with you?” All the God have made terrible choices and some still choose to. Don’t fight me on just bringing that up. (UwU) someone else can bring something up about another god that’s negative and doesn’t get shit but I do. Lol
if you knew me at all you would know that the last post should be read with amused confusion, not childish malice.
this post was … a joke … if you look at every other response it’s people light-heartedly joking about their favs, which was the intent. i made this post months ago, too, and i also have no idea who you are, so i would totally appreciate it if you toned down the ‘you’re acting like a douchebag child’ vibes, fam.
anyway, what was the point of you replying to this? also what does ‘appt of the gods can be asses’ mean? liiike, does neith have a dentist appointment?
And who said i wasn’t fucking around? Seriously if you knew me man you’d not be acting again, like a child. No one can head your time through text anyway. Me saying if everyone reads up on what they do is just if anyone is actually interested. I don’t care how old the post is and how the people joke. And you dont have to know me. No one said you should. And that was autocorrect changing alot to appt. Anyway, good thing to point out that you are, in fact, being a dick. :/
No you seem to be the dick here my friend, as mellow/Blond is being their natural joking self. You didn’t come off as that you honestly came off as a hater/douche/dick and still are because you are calling them a dick after they explained the entire point of this post and it clearly went over your head
Well, everyone is talking about their gods. I just wanted to bring up that most gods have some shitty things and some still do. I said they could also look it up of that I wanted to check it out. This obviously didn’t go over my head since the fact that there’s comments like “purest littl9e shit” , “LET’S GET FUCKIN MURDEROUS UP IN HERE.” And the obvious big pic of discordia. The only reason I’m being attacked rn is because I brought up mainly susano (because I’ve heard of things from him recently and has the first name I saw) not to trigger anyone on here. You guys are going out of your way to make this a big problem for no reason. Assuming things and again, making yourselves look bad. I block you and you go on again and still try. And now you get your friends. People are right about tumblr man, way too many people who are sensitive or just assume shit. Just drop it already. My intentions went way over your head. (Just did more research on susano. He threw a skinned horse at amaterasu and killed one of her maids. He may have fought but he was able to kill it because someone got it drunk and it went to sleep making it VERY easy to kill. Not to mention he destroyed her rice field and part of her shine. He made it up to her by giving her the sword.) Anyway, im sorry of the tone you heard in your head when you read my text. I was just trying to inform you. Have a nice day. 😇💙💙💙💙
mkay bye
I can’t believe I had to read this, why is there always that one person who’s a dumb bitch 😂
Janus litterally did nothing wrong
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
also I’m awkward and don’t know how to start conversations, sorry.
I’d like to get to know people in the community better so what are 5 other things you love besides smite?! Tag five (or as many as you’d like) people when you’ve answered!
Mine are:
Taylor Swift
Wonder Woman
Disney
Penguins
Pink (the colour)
I’m tagging : @00-jackielantern-00 @sobek-support @you-xing-me-right-round @puchittothelimit @wheel-of-time (also anyone who wants to do it)
ooo fun! mine are:
1. plants
2. cats
3. marina and the diamonds
4. tea (especially fruity teas like blackberry or hibiscus)
5. mint (the color and the flavor)
i’m tagging @magicsmite @bcm2100 @burn-down-your-cities and anyone else that wants to do it
(I was also tagged by @poikooze but I was tired and forgot to answer, but I saw your tag too)
1. Sweets? Candies? A spoon full of sugar? Yes
2. The Sun. Like, I love to just go out in the sun and just absorb the light and heat as if I was trying to do photosynthesis. I hate cold.
3. Monster dudes (girls too, but mostly dudes). It’s really hard to notice this fact when you look at my blog *sarcasm*.
4. Guys with hairstyles that don’t look like mine even in the slightest. Long straight hair? Curly? Blue/pink/any other color? BALD? Yes, very good.
5. Cats.
6. Tribal decks in Magic the Gathering.
7. Sylvari
Well it did say that we were allowed to say more than 5 so ehh.
And for the tags @jaderapbit, @baraknightmare, @take-this-jungle-buff and @the-smite-teacher
》 YAY- I haven the been forgotten~!
1.) Listening to game soundtracks and anime ops over real music.
2.) Fictional muscular characters.
3.) Samurai or knights or literally characters who wear armor.
4.) Writing fanfics from time to time and participating in roleplays.
5.) Having good friends to crack jokes with and have fun with.
6.) Contradictory sarcasm because I love to confuse myself too!
I can only tag @buddestspeed
1> Bara I loved it since I was 11
2> Psychology I absolutely love learning about it
3> Improvement in my art I find it satisfying
4> Oh boi how I love dancing and Colorguard
5> Any big muscular character hopefully they are wholesome and or scary because ❤💓💚💛💕💖💝💚💞💛💝💛💗❤💞💚💝💛💝💛
6> The Orzovh Syndicate in MTG
7> People who's personalities don't match their appearance specific scary nice people
8> blood.❤
9> Office furniture
Hey @raijinhasverybigpecs and @off-with-there-heads
some sketches or whatever I dont know dont make eye contact with me
Time to welcome this old treasure back to my dash.
when the fandom is shit but you love your mutuals
Me and my smite friends @buddestspeed @asi-dead-people
Ambient sounds for writers
Find the right place to write your novel…
Nature
Arctic ocean
Blizzard in village
Blizzard in pine forest
Blizzard from cave
Blizzard in road
Beach
Cave
Ocean storm
Ocean rocks with rain
River campfire
Forest in the morning
Forest at night
Forest creek
Rainforest creek
Rain on roof window
Rain on tarp tent
Rain on metal roof
Rain on window
Rain on pool
Rain on car at night
Seaside storm
Swamp at night
Sandstorm
Thunderstorm
Underwater
Wasteland
Winter creek
Winter wind
Winter wind in forest
Howling wind
Places
Barn with rain
Coffee shop
Restaurant with costumers
Restaurant with few costumers
Factory
Highway
Garden
Garden with pond and waterfall
Fireplace in log living room
Office
Call center
Street market
Study room from victorian house with rain
Trailer with rain
Tent with rain
Jacuzzi with rain
Temple
Temple in afternoon
Server room
Fishing dock
Windmill
War
Fictional places
Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)
Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)
Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)
Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)
Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)
Tatooine (Star Wars)
Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)
Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)
Luke’s home (Star Wars)
Death Star hangar (Star wars)
Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)
Askaban prison (Harry Potter)
Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)
Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)
Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)
Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)
Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)
Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)
Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)
Diamond City (Fallout 4)
Cloud City beach (Bioshock)
Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)
Things
Dishwasher
Washing machine
Fireplace
Transportation
Boat engine room
Cruising boat
Train ride
Train ride in the rain
Train station
Plane trip
Private jet cabin
Airplane cabin
Airport lobby
First class jet
Sailboat
Submarine
Historical
Fireplace in medieval tavern
Medieval town
Medieval docks
Medieval city
Pirate ship in tropical port
Ship on rough sea
Ship cabin
Ship sleeping quarter
Titanic first class dining room
Old west saloon
Sci-fi
Spaceship bedroom
Space station
Cyberpunk tearoom
Cyberpunk street with rain
Futuristic server room
Futuristic apartment with typing
Futuristic rooftop garden
Steampunk balcony rain
Post-apocalyptic
Harbor with rain
City with rain
City ruins turned swamp
Rusty sewers
Train station
Lighthouse
Horror
Haunted mansion
Haunted road to tavern
Halloween
Stormy night
Asylum
Creepy forest
Cornfield
World
New York
Paris
Paris bistro
Tokyo street
Chinese hotel lobby
Asian street at nightfall
Asian night market
Cantonese restaurant
Coffee shop in Japan
Coffee shop in Paris
Coffee shop in Korea
British library
Trips, rides and walkings
Trondheim - Bodø
Amsterdam - Brussels
Glasgow - Edinburgh
Oxford - Marylebone
Seoul - Busan
Gangneung - Yeongju
Hiroshima
Tokyo metro
Osaka - Kyoto
Osaka - Kobe
London
São Paulo
Seoul
Tokyo
Bangkok
Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)
Alps
New York
Hong Kong
Taipei
Beautiful
@icanneverbesatisfied @maybe-mikala I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE RESOURCE
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS
HONESTLY I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
Reblogging this beauty so I don’t lose it! <3 Thanks for this list!
Reblogged for the same reason!
Reblogging so I can try some of these out the next time I write!
You’ve disappointed me. You know what to do.
I would just like to announce that Im non-binary now and Im a Solarian
Still he/him just now It feels great to find something that fits me to a tee!
@raijinhasverybigpecs
@baraknightmare
Ms Paint White Diamond!
This user loves Janus.
