Sloppy Bitch

Hi I'm Richie I’m gay and this is my piece of shit blog

[dogpuppy]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[iwishiwasonfire]

[frontmansdefender]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

[wickedsnack]

[goth-queen]

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[wagitfag]

[shingojira]

Not now I’m busy

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[formerhellremaking-deactivated2]

long ass car trips are alot like the modern day whaling voyage if you think about it. I think itd really be improved if the passenger seat could launch harpoons at passing pickup trucks though

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[lakemojave]

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

[haaarpb]

a bedtime comic.

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...