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hello hello!

I made this blog to make some wonderful content for the band Ghost!

I started off as an anon from St-Danger, but want to make more of my own work lol

I draw and write, currently trying to ignore my Ao3 ( I have three wips)

i use He/They if anyone wants to reference me, and my watermark for content that can be visually downloaded is: [ SKEPTIC ]

ALSO I'VE GOT OPEN COMMISSIONS FOR ANYONE INTERESTED !!!

Commissions!

Hello! for the new year, I'm making an updated commission sheet! I draw SFW and NSFW, working with both human and anthro characters! i ca

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finally

a twink papa

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Mountain: "There's a special place in Hell for people like Dew..." -watching Dew chase down a car at an alarmingly high speed because it hit their van and tried to drive off- "...It's whatever place fuckers like that go to. I think he deserves to torment them for all eternity. Look at my boy go." Dew, grabbing the bumper of the car and lifting: "GIMME YOUR INSURANCE DETAILS, BITCH! I JUST WANNA TALK-" Aeon, hanging out the window: "Can we get McDonald's when Dew's done?" Mountain, watching Dew pull the car backwards: "...One sec." -calling over to Dew- "Aeon wants McDonald's, what do you think??" Dew, without stopping what he's doing: "Sounds good to me! But tell him if he gets a kid's meal, and we get another one for Aurora, that he can't take the toy out of both, again!" Mountain, turning to Aeon: "Yes, but no toy thievery." Aeon: "Aw..."

[chapel-of-rizztual]

I found the new ghoul uniforms

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Dew, feeling off, suspicious: "Okay, Dewcifer, you've got this. Some need isn't being met. I might be overstimulated or under stimulated." -thinking- "C'mon, man, think! What's wrong with me??" Aeon, without missing a beat: "You talk to yourself for a start-" Swiss, grabbing Aeon by the collar: "I can't save you." -kisses his forehead- "I can only tell you to run. Run fast. Run far." Aeon: "What?" Dew, about to cry, but also about to beat the shit out of Aeon, voice breaking: "How could you say that to me-" Aeon, running, screaming as he gets a book winged at his head: "I'M SORRY!" Swiss, settling back down on the couch, turning to Aether: "Diagnosis?" Aether, sipping his coffee, checking his notes app on his phone: "..." -clicks tongue- "New moon's coming." Swiss: "Ah, water ghoul crazy time. Only hits him half the ti-RAIN!" Aether: "OH SHIT-" Rain, outside standing on a rock in the lake: -feral ghoul screeching and howling, completely nude, eating a fish raw- Aether and Swiss, looking out the window, at the same time: "I'm sure he's fine." Aeon: -distant scream crying-

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[rox-and-prose]

things this commenter believes:

being a slut is bad (wrong)

only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)

most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

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Dew, sitting in the living room with his feet propped up: "I told Aeon I lost my will to live and he's been searching for it for about an hour now. Bless him for trying, but devil below is that man a fool." Aeon, searching under furniture: "I haven't found it yet, but I'll keep looking! Don't worry!" Dew, smiling fondly, whispering: "...Perhaps there are some good things about this life after all." Aeon, thinking: "...If I keep goofing around like this, it'll make Dew laugh a bit, so there's that."

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Aeon: -staring into space, looking haunted- Rain, concerned: "So... What's wrong with him? He's been out of it for half an hour now." Swiss, looking up from his phone: "Oh, he's fine. Aeth taught him how to use his quintessence to read people's minds; He got stuck, but he'll be okay." Rain: "Stuck? Stuck where??" Swiss, pointing at Dew, who's hanging out on the couch, also staring into space: "Dew's got him in lock down. If the host finds out you're inside their head, they can basically put you in astral jail." Rain, staring at Dew: "What do you think he's doing in there?" Swiss, shrugging: "Apparently Dew uses a special method to torment anyone who tries to root around in his head." -sitting up- "I've never done the astral thingy before, so I can only imagine what it's like. Aeth did warn him about this though." Dew, internally: "-and that's what a prolapse looks like." Aeon, crying: "I said I was sorry-" Dew: "Trespass in my brain and get the butthole. That's just how this works."

[sillyandquiteawkward]

*brushes the dust off my ghost tag and starts shaking it like cat treats out my window* who wants some papa and his loyal ghouls

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Rain, in the confessional: "I learned recently that, despite hooking up with each other multiple times, Swiss didn't know Dew had a large birthmark on his one butt cheek, which I have taken to mean that he's probably only ever seen Dew on his back or Swiss has been bottoming this whole time in spite of claiming to be a hard top... but, like, I know he has a birthmark and I've bottomed for him before so I'm just like, how does he not know??" Swiss, in the confessional later: "A desperate man seeks any port in a storm, a horny man questions not the details of the hole he is railing... Is that profound or am I just being silly?" Dew, in the confessional much, much later: "It's actually a scar, I won't go into detail, but if Ifrit ever offers to take you for a ride on his bike, say no."

[wh0-said-that]

- Phantom, standing in the hallway, wearing a dark bat costume -

Swiss: "Well, that's not what I meant, when I said you should put on your most expensive clothes for our date tonight..."

Phantom: "But it's my most expensive outfit!"

Swiss: "Can you change it, please?"

Phantom, disappointed face: "But it can even produce ultrasonic echolocation..." -pressing a small button on his sleeve, hundreds of little bats suddenly appearing in the hallway and landing on Phantom -

Swiss: "What the hell? Where do- WHY?"

Phantom, looking proud: "Didn't expect that, huh?"

Swiss: ...

Phantom: "Fine, i'll go change. But just for the record, Rain thought my outfit was cool!"

-leaving with a grumpy face and followed by the flock of bats-

[catchymemes]

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Omega, holding a seminar about ghoul history: "So as you can see, before being known as 'ghouls', our kind was referred to by most as 'spirits', lending to the fact that, prior to obtaining a vessel or casting a glamour upon ourselves, we appear almost ghostlike." -clicking through his slideshow- "Before the spread of Christianity, we were seen as neither good nor evil, but rather as neutral entities and just as much a part of the world as humanity." Omega, continuing: "Furthermore, these spirits -ghouls- often intermingled with humans, which, in turn, gave way to the creation of the beings we associate with modern ghouls today." -flicks to a picture of himself next to a random woman- "...Ignore that, that wasn't meant to be in the presentation." Aeon, gasping: "THAT'S MY MOM!" Omega: "Now, let's not get overexcited here-" Aeon, freaking out: "WHY ARE YOU IN A PICTURE WITH MY MOM??" Omega, turning off the projector: "I will not be taking any questions at this time." Dew, wanting to stir the pot: "Hey, there was a date stamp on that photo! Aeon, what year were you born-" Aeon, pointing at Omega: "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Dew, whispering: "Literal." Omega: "I can explain-"

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Dew: "Aeth and I were hanging out-" Aether, correcting: "-cuddling-" Dew, embarrassed: "...cuddling... on the couch, and..." -head in his hands- "You threw me off my thought process, you asshole." Aether, cooing: "Aww, poor baby." Dew, hissing: "Divorce! I want a divorce-"

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Rain, sopping wet, trudging in from outside: "...Did you know it is me-ing outside-"

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Cumulus at dinner with the other ghouls, listening to everyone argue and shout over each other about things: "..." -sees Rain just calmly sitting at the table eating his food, thinking- "...How can this guy be so serene all the damned time with all of this going on??" Rain, internally, as he eats his soup: "I have to shit so bad right now, if I move wrong I'm never gonna live it down. Just stay calm and keep movements to a minimum. When Dew climbs on the table to beat Swiss with the salad tongs, that's when I'll make a break for it-"

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Dew, applying lotion: "Man, I always use too much of this stuff..." -looking around for something to smear the excess on, sees Swiss- "No, not him, he has a fuckin' twelve step routine... Mn..." Rain, who just left his room for the first time in a week because he downloaded The Sims again: -scratching an itch- Dew, without hesitation, wiping his hands all over Rain: "Heyyy, bud-What the fuck is this?" Rain, secreting slime, embarrassed: -putting his hands over his face- Dew, looking at his hands: "Bro, what the fuck." Rain: "Look, it's-" Swiss, swiping a finger through the slime coating: "Is this algae?" Rain: "Look-" Dew: "Why are you covered in algae-" -realizing- "YOU GREW POND SCUM FROM STAGNATING IN YOUR ROOM GAMING???" Rain: -whining- Swiss, chanting: "Swamp Boy! Swamp Boy!" Aeon, from the kitchen, not sure what's going on: "Swamp Boy! Swamp Boy!" Aurora, wanting to be included: "Swamp Boy!"