lemon boy

Sorry sweetheart, I'm just playing the long game. -- on rp hiatus until further notice --

[buggerlemons]

may deactivate this account, im not sure if i’ll find motive to come back, unsure

[buggerlemons]

—on hiatus for a bit—

[buggerlemons]

my muse for this account has been a little low lately and i have a lot of stuff i need to do rn, but i promise i’m trying! just may take me a little while to get to replies

hope you understand!

[vinterdronniing]

𝓜𝓪𝓭  𝓣𝓮𝓪  𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓽𝔂  𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

“Oh, what is this party over here?

“Who are you?!”

“This is ___. I found them while I was in a tree.”

“Here is to having more children fall through our rabbit holes.”

“Clean cups everyone!”

“She’s doing her kegels.”

“I’m photosynthesizing!”

“I need a god damn writing desk!”

“Fucking acid reflux is putting me in a bad mood.”

“Stop fertilizing at the table!”

“Take your chair with you.”

“Who the fuck let him down the rabbit hole?”

“I’m gonna shit on your dreams!”

“I think ___ is possessed.”

“A fucking spooksperson!”

“God damn acid reflux…”

“Well, this looks familiar.”

“All of a sudden it smells like gorilla.”

“Be careful– I SAID, ‘BE CAREFUL’!”

“Sit down, I’m tired of your shit.”

“Would you like some tea? Grab a damn cup.”

“I just wanna eat some ass!”

“You think you’re funny? Do you think you’re fucking funny?”

“We’re all out of cookies!”

“Hello! Y’all fell down the wrong rabbit hole.”

“Nobody ever says ‘hello’ back.”

“Have you been on craigslist again?”

“Don’t trust her. She’s hiding things.”

“I think we have an extra passenger.”

“I’m late. That’s all you need to know. I’m late.”

“The sun is going down and the flowers are starting to wilt.”

“I got more chairs!”

“I haven’t been laid in weeks.”

“I win!”

“I just want some fucking tea!”

“There’s literally shit everywhere.”

“Everyone loses their ditz in wonderland.”

[hiveisms-deactivated20210307]

Flowing coat glittering with frost, Alveus privately acknowledged the beginning of his second winter upon the Earth. Having escaped his prison, he’d surfaced in a world that had long since passed him by. HYDRA had fallen, the Kree were gone, and those Inhumans left had been scattered across the globe, far from his reach and unattainable.

This cruel separation from his kin was more rending than his centuries upon Maveth ever had been. Never had they been so tantalizingly within reach- a world, a potential network of connection awaiting him, if only he had the means to unite them. Alas he did not. He’d only narrowly escaped S.H.I.E.L.D. in their attempts to capture him, and he knew it would be wise to retreat to the shadows for the time being. 

Very well- he’d resolved. If he could not unite them, he would protect them. Just as he’d been meant to from the beginning. He would eliminate the threats, be they human or Kree.

How he hated the word. Hive bit back a scathing curse and set off in the direction of the temporary military outpost he’d been en route to for the past half a day. A particular signal emanating from the location had been faint, but undeniably alien. 

If there were Kree present, he would kill them. If there were human conspirators, he would kill them too. He had no intention of showing mercy, especially not when he was famished so.

Trudging through the snow, he managed a bitter smile. Though he had fallen far since he’d last set foot upon this Earth, the elation of bloodshed that would soon flood him would be efficacious in drowning out this ceaseless, cold misery. 

They wouldn’t see him coming. They never did. 

@buggerlemons

[buggerlemons]

It had been a while since Deke had been captured by Hale. He wasn’t sure how long it was, but it had to have been at least a month. Maybe two? Maybe three? 

Hale had captured him after learning that he was inhuman. After he was bought into her secret base, she had tortured him and brainwashed him beyond breaking point.

He didn’t want to betray his grandparents. Not at first anyway. But Hale had pushed him to the point he no longer wanted anything to do with SHIELD. To the point he despised them. Deke didn’t know this, but she implanted lies into his brain, made him believe that SHIELD doesn’t care about him.

Despite what Hale had told Deke, he wanted to leave this place, not to return to SHIELD but to be free. 

And he was planning his escape, and as long as he played along.

They would never see him coming. They would never suspect.

[lilithmemes]

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.

these  are  some  of  my  favourite  quotes  i  found  on   pinterest   ,   that  are  either  on  boards  of  mine  or  i’ve  seen  on  friends  their  boards.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.

❛   i  haven’t  met  all  of  me  yet.   ❜ ❛   you  can  forgive  yourself  now.   ❜ ❛   can’t  you  just  leave  me  alone.   ❜ ❛   you’re  really  cute   &   that’s  not  even  the  best  part  about  you.   ❜ ❛   i  wanted  him / her  to  kiss  me.   ❜ ❛   so  ,  good  news  - -   i  saw  a  dog  today.   ❜ ❛   she  didn’t  deserve  death.   i  did  -  i do.   ❜ ❛   i  wish  i  could  just  protect  you  from  everything.   ❜ ❛   you  feel  like  home.   ❜ ❛   i  look  at  you   &   i  just  love  you   &   it  terrifies  me.   it  terrifies  me  what  i  would  do  for  you   ❜ ❛   i’d  probably  still  adore  you  with  your  hands  around  my  neck.   ❜ ❛   no  one  would  hurt  you  again   ,   or  i’d  kill  them.   ❜ ❛   maybe  he  deserves  a  second  chance.   ❜ ❛   people  say  that  i  am  heartless.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   do  i  disgust  you  ?   ❜ ❛   i  am  not  a  stranger  to  the  dark.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   what  a  plot  twist  you  were.   ❜ ❛   i  really  just  want  to  lay  with  you   &   hold  you  so  tight   &   make  sure  nothing  bad  happens  to  you  ever  again.   ❜ ❛   you  don’t  know  what  you  got  till  it’s  gone.   ❜ ❛   i’ll  stop  wearing  black   ,   when  they  make  a  darker  colour.   ❜ ❛   i’m  depressed.   i  need  a  cookie.   ❜ ❛   am  i  supposed  to  feel  something  ?.   ❜ ❛   i  wanna  get  in  the  bed   ,   go  to  sleep   &   pretend  this  day  never  happened.   ❜ ❛   i  think  he / she’s  very  lonely.   lonelier  than  he / she  lets  on.   maybe  lonelier  than  he / she  even  realizes.   ❜ ❛   you  are  not  your  father.   ❜ ❛   he / she  is  not  a  villain.  he / she  is  just  a  boy / girl.   ❜ ❛   i  think  i’m  going  to  kiss  you.   ❜ ❛   don’t  give  up  on  me.   ❜ ❛   you  are  enough.   a  thousand  times  enough.   ❜ ❛   do  it  because  they  said  you  couldn’t.   ❜ ❛   you.   it’s  always  you.   ❜ ❛   i  thought  you  were  dead.   ❜

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal.

[parismemes]

ANGRY SENTENCE STARTERS.

“get the fuck out!” “if you say one more word i can’t promise you’re gonna leave here in one piece.” “shut up!” “are you kidding me?!” “stop acting like my feelings don’t matter!” “everything’s just a fucking joke to you, isn’t it?” “you have no right to talk to me that way!” “i’m so mad at you i can’t even see straight.” “i’m not talking to you right now.” “if you have something to say, you can say it to my face.” “you don’t ever think about anyone but yourself!” “fuck you!” “i could seriously strangle you right now.” “i’m so goddamn tired of everyone always expecting things from me and never giving anything back!” “i wish you’d just shut your mouth for a second.” “why can’t you ever listen to me?” “oh, so now you’re gonna blame me for this?” “it was your fault!” “i’m trying to have a nice night and you just had to waltz in here and ruin everything, didn’t you?” “god, sometimes i wish we’d never met.” “i love you, but i really fucking hate you sometimes.” “grow the hell up!” “you don’t deserve a warm welcome after what you did.” “is it so hard to admit you’re wrong?” “have you ever even considered what i think about all this?” “i hate you.” “i don’t want to do this anymore!”

[jemmaqueenofspace]

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Jemma sat down by him and smiled at him softly. “I’m not too busy for you.” She said patting his knee. “You can talk to me about anything- you know that right?”

“I know,” Deke sighed, “are you sure you want to know? It involves, uh. My mother.” He gave a slight smile before it fell again.

“Oh,” Well that was a complication and it caused her to knit her brow. Now that they were no longer trapped in a loop she felt like she could hear about the woman since it was unlikely she would ever even exist now- Deke probably didn’t want to hear that. It made it easier on her imagining her as some possibility in another timeline instead of the daughter she was going to have, but Deke would probably want to imagine her existing right?

She patted his knee again and bit her lower lip worrying at it a bit as she tried to think of something to say to make everything right. There wasn’t anything coming to mind. She sighed, “Why don’t you tell me?”

[buggerlemons]

“Are you sure? You said before that you didn’t want to know about her?” Deke frowned. But she did seem okay with it now, so maybe it was okay. Either way, he still wanted to make sure.

[jemmaqueenofspace]

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“Beyond just inside the door.” Jemma replied. “I’m asking for permission to join you for a little bit, relax, sit down. Talk.”

“Yeah, you can join me for a bit.” Deke nodded, scooting over for Jemma to sit also. He wasn’t sure how to talk about this issue. “My issues don’t need to be talked about, they’re in the past, I want them to stay that way, although they do linger now and then. But again, you don’t need- want to know.” Deke sighed but gave a slight smile towards the end. “You aren’t busy though right?”

Jemma sat down by him and smiled at him softly. “I’m not too busy for you.” She said patting his knee. “You can talk to me about anything- you know that right?”

[buggerlemons]

“I know,” Deke sighed, “are you sure you want to know? It involves, uh. My mother.” He gave a slight smile before it fell again.

[jemmaqueenofspace]

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Jemma watched him try to keep a smile on his face and fail. The impulse to reach out and put her hand on his shoulder was a strong one but- she didn’t know if it would be welcome. “May I come in?”

Deke turned to her feeling confused with what she said, not getting phrases. “But you’re already in my room?” He asked, tilting his head.

“Beyond just inside the door.” Jemma replied. “I’m asking for permission to join you for a little bit, relax, sit down. Talk.”

[buggerlemons]

“Yeah, you can join me for a bit.” Deke nodded, scooting over for Jemma to sit also. He wasn’t sure how to talk about this issue. “My issues don’t need to be talked about, they’re in the past, I want them to stay that way, although they do linger now and then. But again, you don’t need- want to know.” Deke sighed but gave a slight smile towards the end. “You aren’t busy though right?”

[jemmaqueenofspace]

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“Good,” Jemma said when he replied that he hadn’t tasted lipton. “There are some things you don’t want to get used to- you have the option, you don’t need to eat moss and lake monster.” The line came out as a joke without her thinking about it. “I have some biscuits hidden in the kitchen as well, now if only we had watercress I could make us some sandwiches and we could have ourselves a nice tea time.”

“Cookies. You mean cookies, right?” Deke asked, referring to the biscuits. He was still getting used to varying terms, and well, he heard of them a lot more as “cookies”.

“That’s the American word for it but you,” She tapped his nose, “Are a British and need to start acting like it. We call them biscuits.”

[buggerlemons]

“Right, okay. Biscuits. I will try to get used to more British language, sorry.” Deke apologised but gave a slightly offended look to the nose tap.

[unaugmentedmonkeyscantfly]

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Fitz took out a q-tip with antiseptic and started gingerly running it over the cut. “If you’re bein’ targeted for some reason, we need to know.” His fingers slipped a little, and the swab fell on the ground, prompting an exasperated and defeated sigh as he started opening a new one. “Long as you weren’t dealin’ hard drugs, I can probably find a way around whatever happened, an excuse to tell Jemma when she asks.”

Deke hissed in pain at the antiseptic on the cut, “ow!” He yelped, looking at his wound then watching the swab fall to the floor.

“I’m not doing or dealing drugs, man. Well, maybe weed a couple of times but I don’t think weed is a hard drug. It’s not, right?” Deke asked, his amateur world experience showing again.

Fitz sighed exasperatedly.  “Okay, first off, i’s not.  Second off, it is largely illegal, an’ I dunno how many castles you tell me you can buy, if you ge’ caught, I’m no’ gonna bail you out, no’ because I wouldn’ want to–” Although there was definitely a little of that– “But because I don’ have the means to.  I appreciate tha’ you wanna experience everythin’ this time period has to offer, but I would one hundred percent no’ recommend prison, and I’m speakin’ from personal experience.  Feel free to go to a state where tha’s legal.  I don’ approve of heavy use, but I’m no’ gonna come down hard on you for it unless i’ ruins your life.”  He didn’t even realize he was lecturing as he was swabbing.  “I’ve seen substance abuse ruin people, I’m no’ gonna let anyone I know get caught up in that.”

Fitz threw away the swab and put his hands on his hips as he looked around for the suture bandages.  “An’ fourthly, or thirdly, or whatever number we’re on, I definitely need to know the details of wha’ happened, because I very definitely don’ want you bein’ the first victim of some bloody ninja attacks.”

[buggerlemons]

Deke huffed when hearing weed was illegal, “it’s like the government doesn’t want people to have fun.” Not really listening to Fitz instructing him against drugs. “Fuuuuck,” he hissed as Fitz addressed his wound, then he continued, “fuck the government, and that old fat bastard with the bad hair. What’s his name? The president person?” Deke thought out loud.

“Also it was just some jackass on the street, no biggie. T. B. H.” Deke putting emphasis on the three letters.

[unaugmentedmonkeyscantfly]

“Hey, language,” Fitz said almost reflexively, not realizing the irony of such a rebuke coming from him. “You’re forgettin’ tha’ SHIELD’s technically a limb of government, by the way. No’ the Americans, although you do have a very good point abou’ fun restriction. Sokovia Accords ough’ to get ripped to shreds, they don’ work an’ set a bad precedent.” He stepped back and put his hands on his hips. “You know you could have jus’ told me if i’ was a mugger, I’m no’ gonna poke fun for gettin’ your wallet stolen.”

[buggerlemons]

“So if I smoke weed around here what will happen?” Deke smirked at Fitz, humour in his tone, “also I didn’t get my wallet stolen, I fought back and I guess he didn’t like that, so he got out his knife, did that, and then ran away with nothing.” Deke explained.

[jemmaqueenofspace]

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“I know it must be a lot to take in- The world is so much bigger than your used to and runs in such different ways…” She babbled a little hoping to prompt him to do some talking. “I just- I want you to know that I understand that. Being overwhelmed- and you can talk to me.”

“It is a lot.” Deke nodded, his fake smile fell a bit before regaining it. “I know, thanks.” He nodded again before his smile also fell again. He wanted to talk to her but how could she deal with his burden?

Jemma watched him try to keep a smile on his face and fail. The impulse to reach out and put her hand on his shoulder was a strong one but- she didn’t know if it would be welcome. “May I come in?”

[buggerlemons]

Deke turned to her feeling confused with what she said, not getting phrases. “But you’re already in my room?” He asked, tilting his head.

[unaugmentedmonkeyscantfly]

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Fitz took out a q-tip with antiseptic and started gingerly running it over the cut. “If you’re bein’ targeted for some reason, we need to know.” His fingers slipped a little, and the swab fell on the ground, prompting an exasperated and defeated sigh as he started opening a new one. “Long as you weren’t dealin’ hard drugs, I can probably find a way around whatever happened, an excuse to tell Jemma when she asks.”

Deke hissed in pain at the antiseptic on the cut, “ow!” He yelped, looking at his wound then watching the swab fall to the floor.

“I’m not doing or dealing drugs, man. Well, maybe weed a couple of times but I don’t think weed is a hard drug. It’s not, right?” Deke asked, his amateur world experience showing again.

Fitz sighed exasperatedly.  “Okay, first off, i’s not.  Second off, it is largely illegal, an’ I dunno how many castles you tell me you can buy, if you ge’ caught, I’m no’ gonna bail you out, no’ because I wouldn’ want to–” Although there was definitely a little of that– “But because I don’ have the means to.  I appreciate tha’ you wanna experience everythin’ this time period has to offer, but I would one hundred percent no’ recommend prison, and I’m speakin’ from personal experience.  Feel free to go to a state where tha’s legal.  I don’ approve of heavy use, but I’m no’ gonna come down hard on you for it unless i’ ruins your life.”  He didn’t even realize he was lecturing as he was swabbing.  “I’ve seen substance abuse ruin people, I’m no’ gonna let anyone I know get caught up in that.”

Fitz threw away the swab and put his hands on his hips as he looked around for the suture bandages.  “An’ fourthly, or thirdly, or whatever number we’re on, I definitely need to know the details of wha’ happened, because I very definitely don’ want you bein’ the first victim of some bloody ninja attacks.”

[buggerlemons]

Deke huffed when hearing weed was illegal, “it’s like the government doesn’t want people to have fun.” Not really listening to Fitz instructing him against drugs. “Fuuuuck,” he hissed as Fitz addressed his wound, then he continued, “fuck the government, and that old fat bastard with the bad hair. What’s his name? The president person?” Deke thought out loud.

“Also it was just some jackass on the street, no biggie. T. B. H.” Deke putting emphasis on the three letters.

[jemmaqueenofspace]

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“You may be my nan but we are similar ages,” Deke gave a smirk, before walking back to Jemma, “a cup of tea does sound tempting though, have to say.”

“Still your nan,” Jemma replied, “Come on then, I’ll show you how to make a proper cup of tea- I can only assume these American’s have nearly ruined you with their lipton.” She turned to walk with him toward the kitchen. 

“Never said you weren’t.” Deke gave a smile before following Jemma. “I don’t think I’ve tasted Lipton. Still have a lot to try.” He pointed out, “but British tea is nice.” He followed Jemma.

“Good,” Jemma said when he replied that he hadn’t tasted lipton. “There are some things you don’t want to get used to- you have the option, you don’t need to eat moss and lake monster.” The line came out as a joke without her thinking about it. “I have some biscuits hidden in the kitchen as well, now if only we had watercress I could make us some sandwiches and we could have ourselves a nice tea time.”

[buggerlemons]

“Cookies. You mean cookies, right?” Deke asked, referring to the biscuits. He was still getting used to varying terms, and well, he heard of them a lot more as “cookies”.

[buggerlemons]

will get to replies soon (hopefully later), things are just busy rn!!