BUGGER THAT.

Bugger your ribbons, and shove your swords up your arses.

[a-clash-of-memes]

[buggertheking-blog]

[buggertheking-blog]

What's your favorite song?

The song of limbs rolling under my blade.

Would you care to hear it, my lady?

Bloody fools with their bloody songs. 

[askstannis-blog-blog]

"I heard Ser Loras gets off on shaving Renly. Maybe if you shaved your wife's moustache, your passions would be kindled. Then you could have sons!!"

[buggertheking-blog]

askstannis:

I am not Ser Loras.

There, a song for you:

Stannis Baratheon can't rekindle for his life, much less for his wife! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Be aware, ser... Moustache or not, your wife still looks pretty much like the kind of lover Loras Tyrell might enjoy. 

[buggertheking-blog]

Sandor. How are you? Would you like a boner? Er, BONE.

I might just take one of yours.

Since you won't be needing them if I ever get my eyes on you again, grey face.

[buggertheking-blog]

You were touched by fire several times. Does that make you lucky?

Have you bloody fools run out of japes to do?

This is too poor even for this fucking place.

[aidosaur]

[buggertheking-blog]

aidosaur:

Sandor and Arya are Best Frands.  Fanart Sunday..?

Was feelin’ pretty meh, so I inked and colored a teeny teeny doodle from my sketchbook from forever ago.  I know I said I’d stop drawing ASoIaF fanart, but, well, maybe NOW I’m stop drawing ASoIaF fanart.

It should be noted, this is the second time I’ve used the “every time I draw Sandor he looks completely different” tag. :|

[buggertheking-blog]

I miss you! (Are you a boy or a girl?)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! 

Are you stupid AND blind besides? 

Just you imagine a maid as pretty and courteous as myself... Bah! nevermind, you can just take a look at the beauty of Tarth and see for yourself! 

[buggertheking-blog]

do the hustle

Bugger you

[buggertheking-blog]

What's your favourite computer or PS game?

And just what the bloody hell are those?

The only game I play is get drunk or die trying.

That bloody Imp still beats me everytime though. 

[buggertheking-blog]

RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG.

Hah! Bugger that! As if I needed a reason to raise my glass!

[drunkcrap-deactivated20120117]

[askbaelish]

@askthehound

[buggertheking-blog]

askbaelish:

askthehound:

askbaelish:

Doth mine eyes deceive me?

Ever since that bloody eunuch left for good, you are the only one doing the deceiving around here, Baelish.

Must you be so cross with me? I’ve left your little bird well alone.

Good thing you did. Else you and that bloody spider would have one more thing in common...

Wait. You're too bloody agreeable today.

What are you scheming?

[askstannis-blog-blog]

"Do you know lobsters mate for life?"

[buggertheking-blog]

askstannis:

No.

What would a man whose wife's mustache is bigger than his own know about mating of any kind?

[ladysansa-blog]

"YOU LIKE SAM MERLOTTE!? Dear Sansa, I love you."

[buggertheking-blog]

ladysansa:

Dear anonymous friend,

Indeed, I like him very much! He’s so brave and loyal and full of pain. Besides, unrequited love is my one weakness! …aside from lemon cakes. And manly tears. And true knights. >_>

Let it be known that I love Ser Terry of House Bellefleur the most though. He’s a nurturer.

Kind regards, Sansa Stark.

What's not to love about a man who's also a dog?

[irhinoceri]

[buggertheking-blog]

askbronn:

painspider:

Oh my God.  It’s Bronn!

He’s so clean cut.  And blonde.

I’m having a hard time wrapping my mind around the image of Bronn singing covers of golden oldies.

Before my sellsword days.

Bronn of Blackwater?

What in Seven Hells is this shit?

[buggertheking-blog]

Your brother is an idiot!

Bugger off.

[askjeynewesterling-blog]

it seems the Hound has returned

[buggertheking-blog]

askjeynewesterling:

Welcome back.

So much for Jeyne the bold. Did the queen finally beat some courtesy into that empty skull of yours, woman?