Drabble Challenge! #1 - 150
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Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
Heâs been gone for quite a while
Scary movies are for chumps.
Youâve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.
I bet you feel like an artist
Did you ever clean the attic?
Get out of the way before I murder you.
I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship
Youâre breaking my heart, babe.
Itâs just rain, you arenât gonna melt!
Whenâs the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?
I donât know why I married you.
Have you ever lied to me?
If I trip over one more of your shoes, Iâm throwing them all away.
Arenât you supposed to be the adult?
I swear, Iâm not scared.
What do you think a cupholder is for?
You know when your phone buzzes, it means Iâm trying to talk to you, right?
Whenâs that last time we went on a date?
I thought you didnât like cats?
Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)
Iâll just tell your mom on you.
I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit
What color do you like better?
Am I your husband or your taxi service?
This is where you impress me, right?
Pick up lines only work when Iâm drunk.
I canât believe you didnât remember
If that makes me a child, so be it.
I could beat you up, you know that right?
Would it kill you to help people?
I bet you canât go 24 hours without cussing.
Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?
Iâm not weird, youâre just basic.
Just sleep with one eye open, thatâs all Iâm saying
Whyâs there a pregnancy test in the trash?
I found the candles, weâll be alright.
We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
Youâre never this quiet, whatâs wrong?
âŚor we could make outâŚ.
I said âI HAVE AN IDEA!â
Down the hall, second door on the left.
I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.
I thought there was time.
Can you just leave me alone?
Are you really taking his side right now?
I like proving you wrong.
Girls canât drive, plain and simple.
I think you need stitches
Can you be romantic for once?
This is your fault by the way.
Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
Excuse me for falling in love with you.
I have fans. More fans than you to be exact. Â
I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.
If you die, Iâm going to kill you.
Youâve never smoked anything in your life.
Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.
Birds canât fly without wings.
Sorry Iâm protective over the things I love.
That SOOO classifies as a date.
Youâre an idiot. I married an idiot.
I never liked it, I lied.
Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
Are you trying to flirt? Because, youâre embarrassing yourself.
Remember when we were dating and you _____
Iâm sorry, but that was adorable.
You donât hate me, quit lying to yourself.
You hear that? Thatâs the sound of my awesomeness.
Sheâs my daughter, I can read her diary.
Actually, I couldnât care less.
Doesnât make a difference to me anyways.
Iâm glad youâre mine.
You look pretty good for your age.
You passed out for like an hour.
Ew ew ew. Youâre so gross.
Spare change for the poor and lonely.
Sheâs 6, how can she scare you?
Whenâs the last time we ______
Thereâs nothing we can do.
Do you ever stop smiling?
Step aside and watch a pro.
Never give him stuff like that!
Youâre the one who left it laying around.
Iâm a lucky girl. Iâll admit that.
Good, I hope you feel bad.
You have cold, youâre not dying.
I have reasons. You wouldnât get it.
I hope you have a cold shower.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Why do they behave for you?
Stop making your own rules.
Donât open an umbrella in the house.
You know what happens when you assume things.
Thatâs open for discussion.
Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.
Be serious for two minutes, please.
Whatâs the biggest lie you ever told?
Zombies arenât real, I promise.
Are we lost or do you know where we are?
We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.
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