*scuttles*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on

[segamascott]

logging in

[segamascott]

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[infectiouspiss]

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[dogpuppy]

[lmaonade]

referring to any and all local events as “the carnival” regardless of the nature of the event

[buttpoems]

embarrassing myself

[pucukaklovasistvanemlekezeteblog]

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[segamascott]

[siveine]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'

[tincansamurai]

if you put a bunch of vaseline on your chest and then you eat some chips shirtless you can experience something gross and disgusting

[grox]

[dogpuppy]