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vompsu's main blog. my talents include wasting time and feeling nothing.

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[unfortunatelyuncreative]

I bet it feels totally awesome to be gradually disintegrated by the kamehameha

[boucicaut]

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[academicgangster]

[kermakatti]

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[edgebug]

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

[edgebug]

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

[edgebug]

behold

[edgebug]

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

[edgebug]

should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas

no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it

yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

Voting ended onDec 11, 2025

[edgebug]

[deathsmallcaps]

Op did he like it or did he love it

[edgebug]

he says he's gonna wear it to work

[junie-bugie]

can't stop thinking about this

[cannibalchicken]

[dozydawn]

sterling silver seal peppers, 1882.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[catcrumb]

[gh0stwithaheart]

12 year old me would think I'm cool and that's what matters

[killy-deactivated20241228]

I love how Reigen is actually pleased with his work and enjoys it enough to stay. Being a scammer is actually his passion. His chosen career path is pretending to be psychic, and he truly likes it. That’s hilarious help

[killy-deactivated20241228]

Reigen is like I love scamming and lying every day <3 I don’t make too much money but being able to lie for a living means the world to me <3

[killy-deactivated20241228]

@creepingsenseofdread He could seriously just be a massage therapist or a yoga teacher but where’s the fun in that? It’s not his passion…his true passion and talent come out when he is conning people and I think that’s beautiful

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[iapislazuli]

I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

[kuriimupaffu]

[buckpussy]

the mutuals you have nothing in common with anymore are so important to the dash ecosystem...... #biodiversity