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apparatus

I wonder if some transformers enjoy passenger princess-ing themselves when humans drive. Like yeah its their body but they dont have to do any of the work. Theres a lil guy in them to do that. They can just take a nap or something.

#the absolute trust involved with this

pignk

Damn

symbolmemes

Send ➳ for your character to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war.

catilinas

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

thoughtportal

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

soul-of-a-ghost

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

ominous-signs

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

“You are very cute.”

Well. He hasn’t been called “cute” in a while, but it makes sense that a giant robot would be the one to break that streak.

“Thanks, Rung.” Robbie reaches out to firmly pat Rung’s shin. “You guys can be pretty cute yourselves, sometimes.”

#ic #sparkmender

pinetreevillain

Transformers on earth getting washed waxed and detailed by humans is like sea turtles going to specific fish to get cleaned

#and baby i’m happy to be that fish

best-first

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He is looking respectfully.

Over by the human-friendly catwalk, Optimus gives a hesitant little turn about to show off all the detailing. “I was hesitant at first, but Tracks insisted… We compromised on light blue and steel rather than red.”

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“It looks good.” Robbie leans against the railing, noticing the almost bashful way Optimus twirls to show off the decals. “Like a cocktail dress, you know. Something sleek with beads sewn on.”

Maybe that was a weird thing to say about Optimus Prime, of all people, but Cybertronians had already proven themselves to be sort of weird in many, many ways. Robbie had little doubt that the Prime would take it for the compliment it was meant to be.

#ic #bestfirst

@nbe01

“There he is, the big bad himself.” At the sight of Megatron’s jagged armor, Robbie straightens up, wiping engine grease off his hands. The Wreckers are nearby, along with Will and Ironhide, so he feels safe enough for a casual hello. “What’s got you prowling around out here, big man?”

#ic #nbe01

bugdotpng

very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"