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🔞dio // sideblog // ms paint shiller

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hi!! making an intro/pinned post

my name is dio (they/them) and this is my nsfw/fanart side blog

all fandoms are tagged, and all ships are tagged by initials and dynamic (#vw #wv for example). i am a multishipper and enjoy all dynamics. if i indulge in a ship/dynamic you do not like, please feel free to block/mute me/do whatever you see fit!

currently i do not accept commissions. i can be found under the same handle on bluesky/instagram/X (though plan on leaving X soon)

thank you so much for all your support ❤️

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Did your bsky get hacked? 😭💔

yes and now its been suspended 💫 always do 2fa learn from my mistake

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it looks like your bsky might have been hacked, it's bot replying to a bunch of posts very rapidly

yea............... thank you to everyone bringing this to my attention. ive deactivated it for now

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Do you plan on opening your store again any time soon? I'd love to get more of your prints :D

yes absolutely! i'm not sure when the next time will be but it will definitely happen again 😇

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Aaa!! My prints just came in they look amazing I got the 4 robot ones and they're absolutely beautiful on my wall 🥹 you're so cool I'm wishing u the best In ur art and with ur store for the future

Stay weird and perverted <33

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! im so happy to hear 💖🥺 i was absolutely overwhelmed with love when i saw all the orders come in. you are all a blessing!!

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A long shot but will you have a booth at anime expo this week?

unfortunately no 😭 but i will be tabling at Lightbox Expo in October (also in LA!) I'll be tabling under Katherine Lam but I will have some apparatus/alien prints available and most likely the spaceship OC zine 😇

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The store is open! It will be up until Friday July 3rd at 9PM EST! 💖

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Hi all! I just dropped off the first batch of orders (any order placed by Monday June 29th) at USPS. An email with a tracking number should have been sent by PirateShip under a "Katherine Lam." If you didn't receive an email or cannot find it, please send me a message!

All orders placed from now until Friday July 3rd will be shipped out on Monday (July 6th).

Thank you all for your support so far 💖

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Sorry if you've already mentioned this- do you know what the turnaround on shipping will be? I am moving soon and I'm unsure what address to send them to

I'm planning on shipping all orders placed by Monday night (6/29) on Tuesday (6/30) and all other orders the Monday after (7/6)!

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The store is open! It will be up until Friday July 3rd at 9PM EST! 💖

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thank you for your orders. you are keeping her employed

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The store is open! It will be up until Friday July 3rd at 9PM EST! 💖

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I will be opening my store this Thursday 6/25 at 12PM EST! All prints are 5x7.5in or 6x6in and are $6USD each 🌟

International shipping (from US) is available! 🌐 Thank you all!! 🙏🌞

amphibianshaped.bigcartel.com

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tomorrow!

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hi i love your art can you tell me how much shipping will be during thursday's sale?

thank u! domestic shipping within the US will be $6 flat and international shipping will be $12 flat!

tracking will be available for all orders within the US, and 65 other countries (listed here). but I can ship to any country, the ones not listed just won't have tracking unfortunately.

also currently it is incredibly hard to ship something to Russia from the US, so I really apologize to any Russian folks who may be interested, I cannot ship anything there at the moment 😭

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I will be opening my store this Thursday 6/25 at 12PM EST! All prints are 5x7.5in or 6x6in and are $6USD each 🌟

International shipping (from US) is available! 🌐 Thank you all!! 🙏🌞

amphibianshaped.bigcartel.com

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Jesus CHRIST your last work with the cctv cameras is so fucking good I'm so fucking normal I'm absolutely feeling the normal way about this that a normal person feels. Holy shit. It's very good. Thank you.

💖💖💖thank you...!!! i love cooking this shit... i have plans to make it a comic fingers crossed i can do it!!1

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just you, the ship, and 800 cctv cameras

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I need prints of all of your alien work in fact I want more insane perverse alien art. My god you are so fucking cool you draw the xenomorph so pretty

OK I GOTCHU i have been meaning to do more. worlds most beautiful dog

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hi, the portal piece you made recently has lodged itself into my brain and i can't stop thinking about it thank you so much for making it

i’m so glad to be of service…. mfs were my gay/pervert awakening… i made a bunch of fan art of them 14-15 years ago but i couldn’t fully understand that chell could absolutely take glados in her complete robot form so now that i’m more mature and smarter i had to amend that