[buildgrist]

New pinned post!

If you're here because of Funeral, or any empty spaces / dollposting stuff, I see you and love you but also please be aware: this is not a themed blog, there's no "brand" here - I reblog whatever makes good chemicals in my brain, so there's dolls and cats and shitposts and advice about ADHD. If I'm spamming you, you don't have to stick around, okay?

If you, reader, aren't into stuff about dolls and witches, handlers and weapons, Purpose and Stillness, then just mute the tag #09bdc9. I'll be tagging all my doll-adjacent content with that in case anyone isn't interested!

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[lengthy-artery]

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[trawl]

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

[cute-catts]

kitty car 🐱

[ruffboi-mags]

soundonsoundonsoundon!!!!!!!

[univiresque]

WJLFKSDJFLS SO true girl

[slatewiper-deactivated20250807]

with a large enough artillery platform i can love everybody

[scout90-again]

[scout90-again]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[wearemercs]

Close Combat Companion by Asterisk Kome

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[sakurafigures]

♡ Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) - Kotobukiya

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのいおさん: 「猫の日メイドのおさげちゃん https://t.co/1NfWkQZ0N5」 / Xから)

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever