Weevil Mastermind

Finally making a tumblr blog after lurking for years

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[ayellowbirds]

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

[art-of-mtg]

Opt (Secret Lair Drop) - BLUMOO

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[art-of-mtg]

Lord Skitter's Butcher (Wilds of Eldraine) - Leesha Hannigan

More cards with art by Leesha Hannigan on Scryfall

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Ghave, Guru of Spores

Artist: James Paick TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[weevil-mastermind]

Being a magic player is just bouncing between “it’s so over” and “we are so back” over and over again.

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Forbidding Watchtower

Artist: Aleksi Briclot TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[hexbugswallower]

There should be a primate pollinator. Like a primate version of hummingbirds. Little tiny one-gram monkey with huuuuge eyes that lives off of syrup and hops from flower to flower etc

[doubleca5t]

The only difference between a chud religion and a woke religion is whether or not said religion has the weight of the government or other powerful institutions behind it. No matter how beautiful and egalitarian and morally aspirational the original texts of a religion are, there is absolutely nothing stopping institutional actors from twisting those words to defend the powerful and demonize the powerless. Bitches in the U.S. will be like "Buddhism is such a peaceful religion, you never hear about Buddhist extremists" yeah of course YOU haven't heard of Buddhist extremists you couldn't find Myanmar on a map if your life depended on ir

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Snow-Covered Mountain

Artist: Jung Park TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[mammalianmammals]

Waigeou Spotted Cuscus (Spilocuscus papuensis), family Phalengeridae, order Diprotodontia, endemic to Waigeou Island, Raja Ampat, New Guinea

photograph by Drem Wat

[etirabys]

– Frans de Waal’s The Bonobo and the Atheist

[argumate]

I mean that’s sweet but he bit her goddamn finger off

[etirabys]

yeah, but he was sowwy!

[phaeton-flier]

Man that probably sucks, trapped having the emotional maturity to recognize when they’ve permanently hurt someone but not the ability to understand in advance how to—oh wait humans do that too, it’s basically the classic human condition

[tsarina-anadyomene]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

[despazito]

The fossil record we're leaving behind from the anthropocene is gonna be so fucked

[despazito]

Digging up the UK in future millennia: temperate rainforest....glaciers.. temperate rainforest.. sudden disappearance of all trees. all megafauna gone. one billion sheep bones. asiatic deer. parrots. occasional macropod. giant redwoods. coati. hawaiian goose.

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[strobilomyces-strobilaceus]

aquatic bugs linocut at the demand of the people