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[nearlyisms]

Today's announcements.

[bulbaaaa-saur]

a c e

s a m

[crinkliedfries]

i love you :)

[bulbaaaa-saur]

i love you too!!!

[bulbaaaa-saur]

a c e

s a m

[centurion-shish-kebab-deactivat]

shit the pjo adaptation should NOT mess up/should do

Aphrodite! [Aphrodite appears different to every person, because everyone’s concept of beauty is different] if they don’t cast different actresses to play Aphrodite I’m gonna flip.

Cast 12 year olds to play 12 year olds…like if they don’t get the age right I’m gonna throw hands.

Cast completely new/not well known actors for the characters, like Harry Potter. Like they better not cast FAMOUS actors like from IT or Stranger Things [don’t get me wrong I love them but I just feel like it’d be so WHOLESOME if we got a completely new gang]

Whitewash the characters…REMINDER FOR DISNEY: CHARLES BECKENDORF IS NOT WHITE

Disrespect ethnicity. The Di Angelos are Italian! Zoe is Greek! 

ANOTHER REMINDER: CLARISSE IS CANONICALLY PLUS SIZE!!

Downplay the character’s trauma cause it isn’t FaMilY FriEnDLy. Annabeth went through a lot of trauma as did Percy, Thalia and even Tyson!

They better not gloss over so called minor characters like The Stolls, Silena, Malcolm. THEY’RE IMPORTANT!

Not include Percy’s dreams…they’re really important and if they skip over the dreams people just won’t understand…

Honestly it would be cool if Grover was POC. Heck I wouldn’t mind if Percy was POC as long as he had black hair and green eyes.

They better include the BLUE FOOD. OKAY DISNEY??? MUST INCLUDE BLUE FOOD.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ANNABETH BLONDE HAIR AND GREY EYES.

If they mess up the gods’ personalities I will throw hands.

Okay but it would be so cool if they included little cameos like Nico and Bianca in the Lotus Casino scene, or Reyna brushing Annabeth’s hair, or like Annabeth mentioning she has family in Boston

For the love of god don’t turn Riptide into a click-y pen [ I have no idea what you call it lol ] RIPTIDE IS A CAPPED PEN! It won’t make sense with the writing thing if they get to HoH

YOU BETTER NOT EXCLUDE CHRIS!!

If Disney even TRIES to hide the fact that Gabe was abusive I will karate chop Disney

They better do Annabeth’s backstory good..like PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THAT OUR BADASS ANNABETH CHASE STABBED A CYCLOPS IN THE FOOT WHEN SHE WAS 8

Disney P L E A S E give us 2000′s music, like Green Day, Fall Out Boy, and Aerosmith

VOICEOVER. PLEASE I BEG YOU LET THERE BE VOICEOVER. PLEASE LET PERCY NARRATE.

Don’t try to hide Percy’s feelings just to make him more of a ‘man’: like his jealousy in SOM, his worry for Annabeth in TTT, his sort of refusal to accept Tyson as his brother. Just make Percy human and not a flawless individual

Please don’t turn Luke into a villain…like yes he was wrong but in the end he sacrificed himself…don’t make Percy defeat him…make him accept his defeat and recognize the fact that he was wrong.

Don’t hide Hermes’ guilt, his pain and his love for Luke [ i just dont trust disney to not turn the characters into stereotyped heroes ]

Don’t turn Rachel into a simp for Percy, she’s a much better character than that.

these are all the ones i could think of! feel free to add more!

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[kaijuno]

She got the crop top and the Chanel thigh high boots what a Look

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[wumblr]

crop circles

[fartgarfunkel]

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[studentlifeproblems]

[conceita]

imagine your otp where character a is a princess/prince who is in an arranged marriage that they didn’t agree on and decided to getaway from their kingdom the night before the wedding. while on the run, they meet a hunter aka character b; who lives not too far away from the kingdom and is just hunting animals around the woods.

the hunter is actually the prince/princess who was supposed to be character a’s spouse and also have the same plan as character a — except, they didn’t know that they’re supposed to marry each other.

[crinkliedfries]

@bulbaaaa-saur

[bulbaaaa-saur]

okay there’s this one specific sherlock fan song i remember was on soundcloud but i can’t find it Anywhere and it pisses me off so much

it was based off of chameleon circuits “the doctor is dying”

if anyone could help me find it it would be great,,,,

[clearnorthernskyy]

Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.

Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.

One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.

I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.

I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.

He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.

Is that really too much to ask?

[mikerickson]

[official-josh]

[beserkerhealer]

I never knew i needed this highly specific fantasy but now here it it

[chickenfarmersan]

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[transsafeuserboxes]

This user is trans and proud

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

look at this stock photo

[lunaeregia]

there is so much energy in this image

[broannalmao]

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

[donnasweettttttttt]

that’s why she snapped