bulbabuddy!

pokemon, orv, percy jackson, webtoons (!!), stardew valley, and bad jokes. i don't really post... avatar from @butt-berry

[nasykuching]

Disaster gays

[murasaki-cha]

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kim Dokja but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).

[pukicho]

r/funny on reddit is just filled to the brim with the least comedic shit on the internet. So much so that it occasionally turns back around to being funny again.

[pukicho]

The only people you can trust in this world are service workers, because they dont care enough about you to lie :)

[pukicho]

“Do you love me?” and stuff like that

[fakehistory]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz sharing his discovery of the Penicillin (1620 BC)

[badjokesbyjeff]

I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw..

He said yeah but it’s rare.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for…

I can never get a straight answer.

[fakehistory]

Rare photo taken just before the first murder on Earth (2018, the auto mod thinks the actual year is in the future)

[mittybee]

[skarchomp]

actually pokemon is a bad game because one of these things cannot learn ice punch guess which one

[i-am-a-fish]

*trying to romance a skeleton* u have lovely bones :) <3

[sweet-yet-sorrowful-gyrhoe]

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?” I say as my skeleton attempts to escape my body to follow you

[i-am-a-fish]

oh wow i really don’t like that

[i-am-a-fish]

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

[toomuchdickfort]

Oh boy should we tel them?

[i-am-a-fish]

tell me whab? (:

[octobersfeast]

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

[i-am-a-fish]

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

[i-am-a-fish]

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

[i-am-a-fish]

good morning!! happy tuesday!

[you-fool-you-buffoon]

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

[i-am-a-fish]

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

[honey-dew-baby]

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

[idkiguessiamatable]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

t.. thurs… wha?

[screaming-like-it-is-1999]

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

[your-siggy]

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

[i-am-a-fish]

tues….day? .right??

[mibicycle]

Of course!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

[inkybinky]

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

[thebongdevil]

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

[i-am-a-fish]

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

[tour-of-torterra]

Hey fish what other days are there?

[i-am-a-fish]

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

[hraewordsmith]

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

[i-am-a-fish]

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

[i-am-a-fish]

i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

[badjokesbyjeff]

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else

You’re homolone

[inhumane-screaming-noises-deact]

When ur bisexual ur bi urself

[applejuicewerewolf]

When you’re asexual you’re ace-olated

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman visits her husband in prison

Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:

“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”

The officer laughs, saying:

“Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his own cell!”

“Bullshit! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”

[badjokesbyjeff]

[badjokesbyjeff]

It has been literally billions of years

[queenophydea]

It’s been about 65 million my man

[badjokesbyjeff]

65 million, a few billion, so what’s the difference? Nerd

[pukicho]

is seth everman asked you to marry him, would you?

No I don’t particularly fanboy over people. Also ive spoken to him on mutliple occasions so thats kind of a weird question to ask.

[magsisms]

Do you… only marry people you’ve never spoken too?

[pukicho]

I don’t…. answer hypotheticals like this about people I know… in case it makes them………………………. uncomfy

[great-tweets]

A freezing genius, that’s who.